The ungodly incorrect quotes full of spelling mistakes and crackshit whores

Haha. Dies.

"Oh harder daddy~"

"I HEARD THAT-"

"Is it possible to identify as an object?"

"Absolutely not, unless your a woman."

"Cancelled."

"Why?

"Homophobia, racism-"

"Sexism!"

"—Death threats, attempted assult."

"Bro ate cat food."

"Oh wait bro ate the cat-"

"I'd smash that Christmas tree anyday.."

"What just molested me."

"I- I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT MOAN I KNOW U HEARD THAT MOAN!"

"I FINNA PRETEND I DIDNT-"

"I know angeldust did not call me a gay Stripper-"

"Is he wrong tho?"

"NO—I MEAN, YES!"

"YOU ADMITTED IT!"

"I'm gonna be sitting on Vox in pink underwear"

"IM WATCHING A BABY BREAK IT DOWN RN-"

"Will you stop sucjing my dicj for 10 minutes!?"

"Nah"

"Please.?

"No"

"I just want u to know I orgasm out my nose"

"Wtf-"

"I could paint picaso and hit them with that bob ross"

"I just got called a zesty farther by my baby what is this!?"

"WHY AM I GETTING ADS ON PROSTATITIS CANCER-"

"Now I'm on my knees for a baby."

"IM CALLING CPS."

"Run motha fucka runnn!"

"Oh shit"

"HES TRYNA EAT MAH ASS-"

"Could you not Peter griffin death on my floor?"

"If you hear me screeching my balls off yk what I'm doin"

"I burnt my burgers"

"Couldn't be me lmao-"

"SHUT UP UVE BEEN BURNING FRIES FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS!"

"YOU FUCKING DANIMAL!"

"Cutely and gently–"

"Why are you built like a dumbell?"

 *DIES* 

"HE LOOKS LIKE MEGAMIND- HE LOOKS LIKE MEGAMIND OH MY GOD!"