Dear Chip seller,
So, my problem is, that when I was on the football match, I was hungry, son I bought some chips. And I found a cockroach under the fries!
I was so angry, because they were so expensive, and I was so hungry!
I wanted to return it on the match, but I couldn't find you. I was furious! I have an allergy on cockroaches! I threw it to the bin.
I will write to the Federal Cockroach Institute and I will want my money back!
I will find you, and it will be bad for you!
I know what to do with humans like you!
I read a lot of books about assassins!
You better run!
You better pray!
If you ever mess up with me, you will regret it.
I just wanted stupid chips, and you gave me cockroach?! Do you do it to everybody, who wants chips?! I'm glad, I didn't order meat! What do you put into your meat? Rats?! I know one rat, and I'm just writing to him!
What is your name?! Donkey?! Maybe!
I saw the knives in your van!
I know where you live! I know, that you live in a grey house!
I know, that you sleep in a red bed!
I know your father, your mother! I know your brother, too!
I know, that your brother is a chef!
Do you know why, I know it?!
Because...
I'M YOUR WIFE!!!
Your over loved wife, Dokey Rat.
YOU ARE READING
The Chip seller
HumorSo, this is just complaint. It came from my imagination, so it's just to have something fun to read, I hope it is good. My mom named it „Mobsters", I don't know why🤷♀️. Maybe, you can tell me🤔? Please, note that English is my second language, so...
