- author here! Part 2 because Z, me and all of you enjoyed this so much.
author makes jokes -
JJ: I'm bi.
John B: Oh? Good for you.
JJ: And I'm in love with Andrew.
John B: I take it back. Unacceptable. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not "call you an asshole and leave"
JJ: Being gay is not a choice.
JJ, holding Andrew like a trophy: It's a game and I have won.
Someone: Are you a top or a bottom?
Andrew: I'm a threat.
JJ, through a mouth full of spaghetti: He's a bottom.
JJ: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Andrew: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
John B: Andrew would kill Rafe for you.
JJ: Drew would kill Rafe for fun.
JJ: And how do you think you're gonna stop me?
John B: I'll tell Andrew.
JJ:
JJ: You motherfucker.
JJ: Rules are made to be broken.
John B: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
JJ: Uh, pinatas.
Pope: Glow sticks.
Kie: Karate boards.
Spencer: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Andrew: Your arm.
Everyone:
Andrew: what? too far?
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