The Emman is Dead

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Emman:*walks out of the menly base* Lalalalalala! It is a good day to be not Dead!😁

Anti Emman:*shoots him with a telescope* POW! You are dead!😈

Emman: I AM DEAD!!!!😱

Anti Emman: Hehehehehe.😈

Jimmy Kellogg:*walking*

Anti Emman:*sees him* Oh shit.😨*hides his gun*

Jimmy Kellogg:*sees Emman**gasps*😨

Jimmy Kellogg: The Emman is dead!😨

Emman: Yes. I am dead.

Jimmy Kellogg: Why is the Emman dead?!😡

Anti Emman: I don't know! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Emman: I think it was-*gets cut off*

Jimmy Kellogg and Anti Emman: SHHHH!!! you are dead!

Emman: okay.*noclips in the ground*

Rebecca exe:*shows up* what's up you wankers?!😁 Who's up for a-*sees Emman* AHH!!! What the bloody hell just happened?!?😱

Jimmy Kellogg and Anti Emman: The Emman is dead.🙁

Rebecca exe: The Emman is Dead?!😰

Jimmy Kellogg: correct! 😁

Rebecca exe:😃

Jimmy Kellogg: so did any of you see the murderer? 🤔

Rebecca exe and Anti Emman: no. Sorry mate. 😞

Jimmy Kellogg: I will find him!😡 I will capture him!😡 AND NOBODY WILL EVER DIE AGAIN!!😡

Rebecca exe and Anti Emman:*clapping*

Rebecca exe: well that's nice. 🙂

Anti Emman: I'm damn proud. 😊

Zillania: ATEEEEEEEENNNNNNTION!!!!!😤

Zillania: The Emman is dead!😡

Jimmy Kellogg: we know.🙁

Zillania: who killed him?!😡

Jimmy Kellogg: we don't know. 🙁

Zillania: I will find clues! 😤

Zillania start sniffing around and finds the telescope anti Emman shot Emman with

Zillania: what's this?!😨 A weapon?!😨 That thing is why the Emman is Dead!😤

Jimmy Kellogg, Rebecca exe, And Anti Emman: THE EMMAN IS DEAD?!?!😰

Zillania: Yes...*slams her hands on the table* HE DIED!!!😡

Jimmy Kellogg, Rebecca exe and Anti Emman:*gasps*😱

And then an ambulance shows up and it hits Zillania killing her

Sunburst:*jumps out of the ambulance* MOVE NOW!!! *Kisses Emman*

Emman:*slowly starts to float and his arms and legs gets blown off*

Sunburst:🤔 according to my medical opinion that EMMAN IS DEAD!!!!😱

Rebecca exe: Doc! What happened?!😟

Sunburst according to my medical opinion... THE EMMAN WAS KILLED!!!😰

Anti Emman, Jimmy Kellogg, and Rebecca exe:*starts to murmur in worry*

Sunburst: I don't think it's anything to worry about. 😟

Rebecca exe: well...now what?🤔

Leo:*shows up out of nowhere* Clippity Clop motherfuckers! boom!

Jimmy Kellogg:*sighs* ugh... c'mon.

Leo: Look the freaking Emman is dead!😃... What do you think about that? 😁

Jimmy Kellogg: yes yes LEO!!!😡

Leo: Yeah?😁

Jimmy Kellogg: GO HOME!!!😡

Leo:*sees Natalie*

Natalie:*in her car*😁

Leo: OH COME ON!!!😡*he walks to the car and gets in it*

And then they get into a car crash and Leo and Natalie are dead

Jimmy Kellogg: all right let's get back to the point. 😒

Emman:*poking his body with a stick* I think the Emman is dead.🤔

Anti Emman, Jimmy Kellogg, Rebecca exe and Sunburst: THE EMMAN IS DEAD?!?!😱

Sunburst: Leo I will heal you-*accidentally gets into the car crash and gets killed*

Emman:*getting annoyed* SERIOUSLY!!! Who killed Emman?!😡

Shining armor:*drinking beer* it was me!😈

Emman, Anti Emman, Jimmy Kellogg, Rebecca exe:*gasps*😨

Shining armor: yes!! *drinks some more* And I did it like this!!😈*shoots Rebecca with an anti-exe bullet killing her*

Emman, Anti Emman and Jimmy Kellogg:*shocked*😨

Shining armor: WOOP-TEE DOOOO!!!!!🤪

Emman, Anti Emman, And Jimmy Kellogg:*worried*

Shining armor: that's a joke lads. 😏

Emman, Anti Emman and Jimmy Kellogg:*laughing their asses off*🤣

Shining armor: It was...*Points at Anti Emman* HIM!!!

Anti Emman:*shocked* how did you know?!😨

Shining armor: I didn't!🤪 That's another joke! *shining armor dies of liver poisoning by drinking too much beer*

Anti Emman:...*starts to do an evil laugh*😈

Anti Emman: THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS ME!!!😈

Jimmy Kellogg: YOU MONSTER!!!😡

Emman: But why?!😰

Anti Emman: because you are black boy! And another thing... You're ugly.😏

Emman: anti Emman Stop!😡

Anti Emman: you're a whole herd of ugly.

Emman: Anti Emman you are being so mean!

Anti Emman: you're dumb as a box of rocks!

Jimmy Kellogg:*watching*🙁*shrugs his shoulders and says it's traditional*

Emman: ANTI EMMAN!!!!🤬

Anti Emman: DAMNIT EMMAN FUCK OFF!!!😡 You are dead!!😡

Emman: No you!😡 *Shoots him with a finger gun and it instantly kills him*

Anti Emman:*dies*

Emman: not big surprise.😏

Jimmy Kellogg: well...that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Hey kids watch an learn-*gets cut off by him hanging himself and dies*

Emman: I am alive!😃 It's nice.😁...yeah this was stupid.😑

LOL!!! I hope you like this parody of The heavy is dead and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment and That's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D

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