Hey sexy lady! Kny x Deadpool reader

The Titanic sunk faster than this shit

   (Name) Wilson had been diagnosed with one sort of untreatable illness what felt like years ago. 

     At the time they had been  working underground- some type of mercenary? To be fair they never really specified what they were doing- only that it was being done for some sweet hard cash

     On the occasion their eye was caught by some sad pitiful teen who needed help or an old person who couldn't take it anymore

     It wasn't in a creepy way- more in a- they felt really REALLY fucking bad 

     Well all that shit fell through once they got their diagnosis.

     They were soon approached by a strange guy who definitely was denied custody of his kids and banned from school zones- but what he told them since then had completely changed their life 

     Well now from here most of the details get blurry, I mean fuck- when you're ready fucking awesome, there tends too be loose ends and plot holes and shut 

     There was something about an emo strong girl and some painless guy, then (Name) got turned into a mutant, saved the love of their life, only for her to fucking die in the midst of (Name)'s badass antihero phase, escaped via explosions blah blah blah

     Oh! They became marvel Jesus and teamed up with wolverine! That was something! 

     So how the fuck did they end up here? 

     Their red leathered glove tapped irritatedly on their cheek, legs crossed together as each elbow was rested on each knee as they sat on a tree stump 

     It didn't help that it was cold as fuck and snowing- but what sucked absolute ballsacks is

     How in the hell did they end up in Japan 

     Their white mask eyes narrowed at the grey skinned  Human(?) Infront of them, black and blue markings spread across it's cheeks as it was seemingly yelling something at them 

     Not that they understood at all 

     "How dare you sit like that in my presence?! You will bow down before me you human filth" it screamed at the red and black clothed/masked person 

     But it only made (Name) squint harder before finally standing up, sucking in through their teeth at how god damn cold it was in the snow 

     "As much as I would love to entertain you- I'm sure using the exact dialogue from scary movie 4 would be more offensive to our woke audiences than it was intended to be-"

     they took a moment to look out into the distance before turning to the weirdly colored human?