The Zombie Apocalypse South Park Au

chapter two... Pete's POV!!!:

Hi I'm Pete or whatever, me and the goths had to go to a stupid conformist field trip to a zoo. We mostly just kept the window open in the bus to smoke.

Eventually we finally fucking made it to the fucking hotel and I chose to partner up with Michael or whatever we're on floor 3 room 124, Michael told me that count fagula and Larry are in the next room! But it's whatever. At least firkle and Henrietta are in room 123.

Me and the goths went down to the lobby to wait for the field trip to the zoo until I saw the vamps, ugh they're so fucking annoying it's not even funny. Until I saw Mike walk over to me and he handed me a fucking useless note, I snatched it from him quickly so I couldn't get infected from him or some shit. Eventually everyone came to the lobby so we went back onto the fucking bus.

Me and goths walked to the back of the bus like usual and we opened the windows to smoke, I was listening to some Goth music as I smoked and looked out the window and I grabbed the note out from my pocket that Mike gave me.

I decided to read it now.

The note says: "Hello Pete, before I tell you what I wrote this note for I hope you can keep this a secret between me and you. So the reason I gave you this note is because I wanted to some clean, this is sorta embarrassing to say to you but.. I think I have a crush on you? I'm not sure is my mind is playing with me or something despite the fact that you call me "count fagula" I don't know why I have these feelings for you. I hope you can write back to me, call me! :) (insert phone number)"

After I read that I looked at Mike I could only see the back of his head, his hair. Ugh he's so annoying! I don't know what to do the stupid f#g gave me his fucking number! I DON'T LIKE HIM, and I'm sure ass hell I'm not writing a trashy ass note back to him either... Maybe..?

Whatever I don't really know what to do, should I tell Michael or Henrietta, definitely not firkle that's for sure. I wonder what I did to get him like to me! The most unlikeable person on earth!- Wait- Mike is gay!???!!!? WHAT! FOR ME!? WTF ugh! I did I just process that!

I think I should tell Henrietta and Michael when firkle goes to hangout with Ike or some shit. But for now I keep this to myself.

I don't think I can see mike- I mean the count fagula the same anymore, like seriously what do I fucking do!? He's such an idiot I hate him, I don't like him he's stupid I hate his goofy smile it's infuriating I don't like it! At least I hope I really don't

Wait- why the fuck am I thinking about him!? Ugh!! Fuck!

I ended up trying to block out my thoughts about Mike until we made it to the zoo, the teacher told us that we had to get in a group with the vamps!!!!! Ugh I don't know- I hate them!

Anyways we get off the bus the vamps were waiting for me and the goths and obviously mik- I mean count fagula was smiling in his regular goofy smile with his Moss Green eyes that remind me of a nice green field that'd I'd escape my thoughts with and his soft fluffy dark hair I wonder if it's softer than it looks, his nice pale skin that reminds me of the moon and- wait- WHAT THE FUCK!! I was staring at Mike like a fucking creep!!! Ugh!! I don't know what I'm Satan's name told me to stare a count fagula like a creep! I wanna tear out my eyes with a spoon for that!!!

Shit this is so fucking awkward I didn't even realize that the goths and some vamps left! Fuck it's only me and Mike- count fagula I mean ugh!

Anywho me and Mike awkwardly walk together to go find the goths and the vamps, I wanted to shrink into a small ball and get eaten up by the ground and I'd go down to hell.

Count fagula finally talks and says: "uh- hey Pete. Um did you read my note yet?"
I stare at him blankly, what do I do!? Do I tell him that I did!? He's gonna ask what I think fuck!!!

I respond back not even thinking "yeah I read your note count fagula it's pretty gay"

Fuck why did I say that!?!! Fuck!! Ugh! What do I do now?! I look at his face. He still has a smile, it's a softer one this time I haven't seen that smile before I just stopped walking I guess and mike stopped too, I just kept studying his facial expression and his face overall he kinda looks at me awkwardly, but it's okay or whatever. I just keep looking at him, Do I have a crush on him?

Eventually mike broke the comfortable silence "so uh- what do you think Pete? I-i know it's random but if you don't like me back we don't have to talk anymore I swear! It's fine if you don't I just want you to be honest with me please..." I kept looking at him almost dazed...

(Hey guys! So uh tell me what you think! So I'm pretty happy with how it turned out but I'll make a chapter today or some other time with I can!)

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