Hey sexy lady! Kny x Deadpool reader

PLOT ARMOR IS A REAL BREATHING STYLE MOM

     You'd be an ass and a half to turn down  a change like this- I mean, without conditions of course.

     But somehow without even knowing them

     Kagaya already suspected conditions would be the case

     "I don't want just one flimsy sword like a loser baby bitch, I want both my swords- and my baby knife- AND you see- well I know you can't- but I have two guns here- true American style" despite them being Canadian born? "Bullets made of-uh- shit what is it called- the fucking swords-"

     "Nichirin blades?" Uzui chimed in 

     (Name) Gasped loud and deep, it coming out similar to that of a Pig's squeal  as they loudly whispered "You can't say that!" 

     "But yeah, that" they said with a nod 

     "Such a big request" Kagaya hummed, a faint smile still on his lips  "But I don't see why we can't do that... However I do have a request of my own" 

     "Sure"

     "Learn Japanese. I don't expect you to get it perfectly and right away, but I'm sure the Haishira  and your follow slayers will appreciate being able to communicate. English isn't easy to learn- Uzui, Tomioka, Kocho, and I may as well be the only ones you may be able to communicate with until you learn it" 

     "I know English, Sakura knows some too"  a boy with a  cloth that covered his lower mouth raised his hand "the previous Haishira, Haruhi, had taught me herself. We can do our best to properly teach them, if you will allow us" he bowed his head to the master

      (Name) Eyed the way a yellow haired man clenched his pant legs, though the rest of him kept his upright and normal demeanor 

     And so, they were set to train and be taught under Souru, and Sakura of course

     Honestly things got really weird right off the bat. (Name) Wasn't sure if it was Sakura's inability to come out in the sun, or maybe the really weird sexual tension between the really feminine Sakura or the really fucking creepy Souru, or maybe the fact that (NAME) WAS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO  USE THEIR COMMON SENSE TO SEE THAT SAKURA WAS A FUCKING DEMON 

     I mean it's not like (Name) could ever bring it up with Souru's constant rebuttals 

     "He has a sun allergy!" "His four eyes are a birth defect that he's really shy about:(" "yeah but he's a Pretty boy :)" 

     Whatever 

     The only reason (Name) never brought it up is because at the very least Sakura seemed like a good man who genuinely has only the best interest in mind for those around him