The Zombie Apocalypse South Park Au

chapter 5 Michael's POV:

Hey I'm Michael and today we went to a stupid conformist zoo. The stupid fucking teacher made us go in groups so we had to go with Mike's little vampire gang. They were so fucking annoying and conformist they wouldn't shut up

On top of them yapping they started lecturing us about how bad smoking if which is fucking annoying. But I don't know where Mike and Pete went, I swear Mike is turning Pete into a conformist.

Me and the other goths went with the stupid wannabe vamps to go looking for Pete and Mike and we didn't find them. Eventually we went to the bus because we had to go now. Which thank Satan but now we have to suffer with more conformist.

As we were getting on the bus I saw fucking Pete and Mike cuddling or whatever! Ew it was such a disturbing scene to my eyes, I wanna put bleach in my eyes and become blind forever than see that disgusting shit. I also wanna put Mike's head on a stick and leave him like Blackbeard because he's turning Pete into such a conformist.

Eventually we got to the hotel we're staying at, and I went to me and Pete's room hoping to talk to him about his conformist behavior but he never came. So I waisted my time smoking and writing poems about how fucked up the world is.

I ended up just drinking coffee and staying up but Pete never came I bet he went with conformist Mike's room. Eventually I did go to bed at around 5:30 am.

Eventually I woke up to firkle waking me up

"Michael get up!"

Firkle said as he blew smoke into my face and then proceeded to jump on the bed.

"Ugh what the fuck firkle!!"

I said annoyed and Henrietta just sat on the edge of the bed watching firkle jump around the bed

"C'mon Michael, get up. We have some things to do right now"

Henrietta said as she grabbed firkle so he could stop jumping on the bed like a fucking monkey.

I sat up and looked at Pete's bed to see if he was there, but he wasn't

"Is Pete still with the wannabe vamp?"

I asked in monotone voice

"Yeah and we basically need to save him from the stupid vamp! We're just gonna picklock the door and get him out of there"

Henrietta said and I noded and firkle just was sneaking into my bag grabbing a cigarette, I don't care honestly though because I packed a lot of cigarettes and firkle probably didn't like a dumbass.

I got ready and walked out the room where Henrietta and firkle were waiting and we walked to the room next to us and pick locked it and we walked in

I swear it was the most horrifying scene I've ever seen in my life than firkle kissing Ike's cheek. I almost wanted to barf but I didn't.

We walked over to the bed and shook Pete awake harshly

"What?- actually how the fuck did you get in here?!

Pete asked sounding annoyed, I just sighed as firkle responded to Pete

"C'mon we gotta go, geez your getting infected! Are you gonna turn into a stupid vamp?!"

Henrietta sorta rolled her eyes at firkle's last sentence because we all know it's not true but he's just saying that for the dramatic effect

"Ugh what the fuck no!"

Pete says as he groans and pushes Mike off which I almost smirked at because he woke up because of how harshly Pete pushed him

Mike just looked at us confused but we ignored him as he pulled Pete out of the room and back to our room

"Get ready bitch"

Firkle said as he just followed behind me and Henrietta as we dragged pete to the room

"Fuck you firkle, your the one dating a preppy conformist"

Pete said and firkle dramatically gasped and put his hand over his chest as he shaked his head

We let Pete get ready and he waited outside and he eventually came out and we left the hotel and we went to go smoke and buy coffee at a random cafe

(Yeah I think I might just let the zombie apocalypse break out in next chapter because this shit is getting boring)

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