A CRUISE TO REMEMBER BOOK 2

CHAPTER 12

As Michelle & Tiffany were waiting for Joey Joe to pick them up for school Tiffany said, "I wonder if he has our coffee because I didn't have time to make coffee before, we left this morning & there he is." Then when Michelle & Tiffany got into the car, Joey Joe said, "I know that you girls needed this coffee because I know that you girls needed this coffee & here you go sis." Then Michelle said, "Thanks I needed this morning because I didn't wake up early enough to make a cup of coffee before, we left this morning." Then Joey Joe said, "You look like you two overslept this morning because I was just wondering sis?"  Then Michelle said, "No I just didn't sleep to good last night because I tossed & turned all night long because I just couldn't sleep at all." Then Tiffany said, "Hell that stupid kid across the hall from us was screaming all night long for no reason because I wanted to kill that kid."  Then when Joey Joe said, "Did you girls eat anything this morning because I was just wondering if yins are hungry cause we have time to go to Burger King or McDonalds if you want to." Then Michelle said, "Let's go to McDonalds cause I'm getting sick of Burger King already & what is that look for Joey?"  Then Joey Joe said, "That is the first time that I heard you say that you're sick of Burger King cause you like Burger King more than McDonalds sis. Plus, what do you girls what from McDonalds this morning & damn look at that line this morning at Burger King this morning." Then Tiffany said, "What the hell are they giving away at Burger King this morning cause that line is super long & they look like they are giving something away." Then Michelle said, "I have never seen that line that long cause that is crazy that line is that long bro." Then Joey Joe said, "Look at the line for McDonalds it's short & I think that everyone is at Burger King this morning & Tiffany you ok back there because you're quit."  Then Tiffany said, "I'm going over my notes cause we a major test in math this morning because that is why I'm quit Joey." Then Michelle said, "I thought she changed it to next week because she is going out of town this week cause her cousin is getting married this week."  Then Joey Joe said, "So your Algebra teacher is out of town this week cause her cousin is getting married & just because she is out town you can't have a math test?" Then Michelle said, "She said that she wanted to wait until she gets back cause the sub that we have don't know her ass from a hole in the ground if it is who she said it was going to be & if it's him no test."  Then Tiffany said, "Please don't let it be him because he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground cause the last time, we had him he failed us for no reason so if it's him I don't think that there will be a test." Then Joey Joe said, "Is he a bald guy with glasses & looks like he belongs in a mental hospital because I was just wondering girls?"  Then Michelle said, "Yes he does look like he belongs in a mental hospital because we had him last year & we hated him for 3 days while out math teacher was out sick." Then when they got their breakfast from McDonalds & Joey Joe was dropping them off at school Joey said, "Well girls count your blessings you don't have a math test this week cause your math teacher is right there & he sure does look like he belongs in a mental hospital & I wonder if they know he escaped from that hospital because he looks like a mental case." Then Tiffany said, "I can't believe that we have him again this week & who is that gorgeous man on that Harley cause he's hot looking." Then when they got out of the car, Michelle said, "He's fine but we can only look Tiffany & oh shit that is your brother Donnie & I didn't notice that was his bike girl."  Then Tiffany said, "What the fuck is he doing here cause he ain't no fucking teacher at all cause he's a pain in the ass?"  Then Donnie noticed Michelle & Tiffany & said, "Hey girls come here for a minute because I want to say something you girls."  So, when Tiffany & Michelle walked over to see what Donnie wanted, he said, "You girls having fun by yourselves because I was just wondering & Tiffany why do you look like you haven't slept at all because you look tired?" Then Tiffany said, "I really didn't sleep last night because I tossed & turned all night cause of a kid across the hall from us was screaming all night long & he's just a baby."  Then Donnie said, "How old is that baby that kept you up all night long because I was just wondering because they can scream all night sometimes."  Then Michelle said, "That kid has to be at least 3 years old & should know that when it is bedtime it's bedtime not time to play at all or even scream all night long." Then Joey Joe said, "Ok girls have fun at school today & I will see you after school & be nice to your math teacher because I know that he looks like he belongs in a mental hospital & don't you do it Michelle."  Then Michelle said, "Do what make fun that he belongs in a mental hospital because I really think that he escaped from the mental hospital because he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."  Then when Michelle & Tiffany got inside their friends Nikkie & Amber looked at them & said, "Then mental patient is back for math class because he looks like he escaped from the mental hospital."  Then Michelle said, "I think the principal needs to call the mental hospital to see if they are missing a mental patient because he really looks like he escaped from that mental hospital." Then Tiffany said, "Michelle you promised your brother that you wouldn't make fun of our math teacher just because he belongs in a mental hospital."  Then Michelle said, "I don't care what Joey said that man belongs in a fucking mental hospital & let's go & get his class over with because I want to get back to the hotel to be with my man Tiffany."  Then Nikkie looked right at Michelle & said, "What are you talking about you want to get back to the hotel to be with my man because I know that you ain't talking about Jordan Knight are you, Michelle?"  Then Michelle looked right at Nikkie & said, "You know it because I love that man more than anything Nikkie & I know that Tiffany wants to be with her man. But you have to promise me one thing you can't say anything to my brother about me & Jordan Knight cause my brother doesn't want me with him until I'm 18 years old & I don't listen cause yes I'm with him right now."  Then Tiffany said, "Yes I want to get back to Danny Wood because I miss him right now & I wish this day would end so I can be with Danny cause I ain't allowed to be with him until I'm 18 years old. So, you have to promise me & Michelle that you won't say shit to our brother cause if you do, you'll be sorry that you even knew us, Nikkie." Then Nikkie said, "Do you two think that I'm crazy to tell your brothers who are dating because I know that you two would never speak to me again because I opened my big mouth. But you two don't have to worry about that cause I would never ever tell them cause you two know that I won't say shit about that ok so don't worry."  Then Michelle said, "Thanks Nikkie because I can't believe that we have we have the mental patient for our math teacher this week. Hell Joey Joe, seen him & asked me if he did escape from the mental hospital because he sure does look like he did escape from the mental hospital." Then when they all walked into Algebra & saw the teacher & Kim said, "I see that we have the mental patient as a math teacher this week cause Mrs. Shawn is out of town this week because of her cousin getting married & does that mean we don't have to take the test?"  Then Tiffany said, "Hell no we don't have to take that test because he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground Kim."