(I feel that the cover...thingy for the whole story After-all doesn't fit with it's more comedic angle so I'm prob gonna change it. here's the current one as of Aug 16 2024 for future proofing:
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I'm also not gonna shade like this ,more like the image above the title. specifically Yuck.)
Director: Please,just stay by the script,okay? We've done this five times.
Yuck: Fine...sigh. Twerp.
Hi...I'm S̷̜̥̹̽̑̍͜Ç̴̯̞̐ͅ*̷̲̇̆̽͠R̴͕̖̱̗̀̎̚Y̴̨̹̟͠Ȓ̷̢̬͕͍̂̅̀͛Ë̸̩̰̥́͒̎̄͋8̵͌̑̃̊̅̚͝9̶̺͉͗D̴̅͂͋F̷̫̎͗͌̄̅͋̚͝*̵͎͖͉́̎̽̋̃̿͗́̐̿̿͗̉̇(̴̠͗͌̽̋͘Ḱ̴̡̰͍̍̃́̀͐̆̍̈́̕͝͝͠I̶̘̾̀͗͛̆̆̒̾̚͝N̷̛̙͓͒͗̊̈͐̌̐̓͋͘͝͠G̸̢̀͆͑̂̀͊̋̏̍͠T̷̛̟̻̓̃̀̍̚͜͜ͅR̵̛̬̓̍̒̒̏̊̚(̶̤̹̋̑̉̚*̵̡͓͓̓́͛́̈̎̑͌͗͋́̈́̊̕@̵̛͊͐͑͆̈́̄̆̾̿̀̄̽͠͝N̸̪̟͈̑͌̾͠G̸̮̞̦̫͉̱̋̈̈́͜L̶͍̲̺̈̿̑̈́͛̅̈́̀́̇̕͠E̵̊̌̇̀̎̉̏T̴̛̩̿̇̅͗̍͌̽́̀͘͠H̷̢̲̥͚̪͗̀͋̔̈̈́̅̌̚I̶̥̗͎̜̹͋̿̽̇͒̈́̿̍͗̿̍ͅG̶̛̼̜͋̇͐̾͠0̴̡̨͓̦̪̘̈̃̂̆͂̅̉̌̍̈́͑̏̔͠9̸͎̝͑͑̊͑̀̈́̊͑̽͝ͅN̴̤̜̝̾͐̀͆̉́̂͐̏̂, but everyone calls me Yuck because that's what Malaiya,the host,called me for SOME REASON. Guess she hates me.
I'm 4'9,so stupid tiny,and everyone calls me "Unessasarilly rude", "over reactive" and "comically emotional",which makes NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL! They're the stupid ones! Why wouldn't they like ME? I'm sooo much cooler than them! THEY ALL SUCK! THEY CAN DIE IN A HOLE!-
Director: Yuck, please calm down. This is promotional material. We can't let people see you like this.
Yuck: Ugh...FINE! (mumbling) this guy's a dunce...
At the start,like, with all of the other weirdos that signed up,I was shocked with how many people there were. Seriously,how did that many people sign up? It was so weird. Especially with the human host. Who in the WORLD would expect an OBJECT SHOW to be hosted by a caucasian HUMAN ? WHAT THE HECK?! Anyways I steamrolled all of the other contestants,none of them stood a chance-
Director: You placed fifth ..
Yuck: LET ME PRETEND! I DONT KNOW WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUC-
