Anime Matchmaker [Naruto]

Chapter 1 : Ho & Kaka-Baka

Normal

Changing stuff - making people do things

Mind stuff - telepathy talking

{random author text - just random}

Aaand... START!

Psycho P.O.V
"NYAN CAT!" I scream as I land in this old guy's office. These, ah, shinobi {GODDAMN ANNOYING STARING PEOPLE!} stare at me.

Hey! It's totally normal to scream 'NYAN CAT!' when you land in some guys office, riightt?...

So hi, I'm Psycho, the author of this story. I'm here to get some Naruto couples together :3.

"And who might you be?" the old guy sitting at the desk ask. Who is this old guy?
"Well, my name is Psycho and I don't feel like telling you my last name." I reply, sounding so awesome. "And who might you be?"
"Y-you don't know?!" one of the shinobi ask. "H-he is the Hokage!" Hokage? What's that? Wait, give me a minute to search through my memories of 'kage' people.

Searching through memory...
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Memory searched!

"Oh!" I exclaim. "You're like a really important ninja right?" the Hokage nods.
"Well, Psycho," Hokage guy - imma nickname him Ho - starts "How would you like to be a ninja?" *stare* technically I already am one as I have to power to kill everybody in this world within 3 seconds {accidentally typed that as 'sex' before O.O}
"Yes, yes please!" I exclaim, then hug Ho tight.
"You will be in the graduating class, so you may have some trouble." Ho says. I roll my eyes.
"I can make it pink fluffy bunnies rain from the sky if I want to, so I don't think I will have any trouble."
-cue staring shinobi-
"Forget I said that." *snaps fingers*
-cue shinobi shaking their heads then returning to normal-

Told ya I have all the power here. MWAHAHAHAHA- ahem, back to what's happening.

"Ah, Kakashi, come over here please." Ho calls. Kaka-baka comes over, READING MAKE-OUT PARADISE *covers eyes* , AS EXPECTED!

Ugh... I told myself to not do too many non-ship (couple) related changing things (as in what I did with the shinobi staring) ... NEVER MIND THAT, THAT BOOK IS AN ENEMY OF ALL WOMEN I AM MAKING KAKASHI STOP READING THAT!

"Stop reading that book." I speak in Kaka-baka's mind, using a very dark voice.

Because I am so awesome, people can't remember what I told them to do.

Kaka-baka do as I says, and stops reading the book with a blank look on his face.
"Kakashi, could you please take Psycho in?" GAH NO NOT THE PERVERT! Agh if I make him not take me in I would be suspicious... Ugh fine I will add a 2-choice question concerning who Kaka-baka will be with :3 - as in 2 OC's... I may create more OC's later for the single boys and/or girls.

"Yes, of course." Ugh... My first night with the pervert. How fun.
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Hi guys! Hope you liked it! So anyways, some ships (couples) I am definitely doing :
SasuSaku (Sasuke + Sakura)
NaruNata (Naruto + Hinata)
NejiTen (Neji + TenTen)