Joost and friends ;)

The cause of 9/11😔 (klein/11)

TW: very emotional

"You remember the plan right?" Käärijä's voice blared out of the walkie-talkie Joost held in his hand.
"Of course I remember, how do you forget a plan like this?!?" Joost replied walking into an American airport in New York. The plan was simple. Käärijä and Joost get on a plane, Käärijä distracts the flight attendants so Joost could get up to the front of the plane, knock out the pilot, and then fly the plane to Martin Osterdahl's house (the leader of an evil cult, the EBU) and crash it into his house. Joost sat down on the back of the plane with the window seat. About 10 seconds later Käärijä sat down next to him taking off his sunglasses off and hooking them on the front of his shirt.
"Are you ready?" Käärijä asked in a deep but serious manner.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Käärijä put his glasses back on. (For dramatic effect)

After everyone was boarded onto to plane it slowly started to take off. En elderly woman sat next to Käärijä taking the aisle seat. Joost stared out the window not making a sound or moving an inch. Käärijä stared at the seat in front of him, mumbling words to himself, also hardly moving. The old women looked at the both of them with a confused look on her face.
"Well where are you two boys heading to? Going on vacation? Seeing family?" Käärijä turned to her lowering down his glasses so she could see his eyes. Joost stayed still, staring off into the distance.
"Nahh. Work." Käärijä responded looking her dead straight into her eyes
"Oh.. well what do you two do?"
"Punch old women."
"What?" There was a pause before Käärijä threw a strong punch right into the elderly women's face. There was a gasp from the others around them. The women began to scream and cry for help. Flight attendants rushed over to them while Joost calmly got up from his seat and made his way out into the aisle. Everyone's attention was on the women and Käärijä no one even noticed Joost left his seat. He quickly made his way up to the front of the plane, not letting anything stop him now. As he entered to head of the plane the pilot noticed him.
"Hey wtf are you doing up here man, go back to your seat!!!"
"Ik ben en appel" Joost calmly said walking over to the pilot putting a piece of cloth over his mouth and nose. The pilot fought back but Joost was an alpha, and he was just a little beta, so he stood no chance against Joost's powerful aura. Joost threw him off the pilot's seat and took the wheel. Joost doesn't know how to fly a plane.

All of a sudden the plane started to swerve and do flips. Käärijä ran up to the front of the plane "WTF MAN!!! UR GOING TO KILL US!!!.
" NOT BEFORE I KILL MARTIN ÖSTERDAHL!!" A women began to scream louder then the rest and yelled
" HOLY SH*T!!! WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TWIN TOWERS!!!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Käärijä screamed as loud as his twink ass could.

*BOOM* a sparkly pink cloud appeared beside them. Suddenly a lesbian who thinks she's a top but is actually a bottom was talking to them.
" hey I'm your fairy god mother, you can call me grandma Siwa, or jojo is fine. Anyways I can grant you two a wish if you both post on twitter that you love karma by jojo siwa."
" FUCK OK, ILL POST THAT I LIKE UR SHIT SONG!!! JUST GET US OUT OF THIS GOD DAMN PLANE!!!"
"Ok" she said in lesbian, then snapped her fingers and in a pink and purple sparkly cloud Joost and Käärijä appeared in front of the twin towers watching what they had down. The plane crashed right into the first tower in a blaze of fire.
"Fuck" Joost whispered under his breath.
"What are we going to do about Martin Österdahl now?" Käärijä cried.
"I'll just send jojo after him..."
"Now that's just wrong... killing hundreds of people in a plane crash is one thing... but sending jojo??? that's just wrong..."

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Hope you like this🥰 this is my first Joost fic, pwease don't bully meee😖 it's 4am but I really enjoy making this, I will be making more cuz I have nothing to do anymore. Goodnight my lovely's