!Warnings¡ Fighting, swearing, instigating. :)
Iguro is sitting, talking with Kanroji, until he gets a tweet.
Tomioka: @Iguro Obanai I heard that your slytherin ass was talking shit on my name, acting like I'm not about that business, tf 🤨
Iguro: And was, tf???? You're not about shit and I can beat your ass easily, so stop trying to act big and bad 🙄
Tomioka: Bitch, who u going to beat, because I know you're not talking about me I will mop the floor with your nasty dusty ass fringe on top of your head, so quit playing games.
Kocho S: @Kanroji Mitsuri come get yo man before he gets his ass whooped 😮💨
Kanroji: I ain't gotta do anything, it's Tomioka who is doing the most, and might need an ass whooping to shut up 🙄
Kocho S: Bitch you and me know that if Iguro and Tomioka fight, Iguro is getting dog walked so bad like, tf!? 🤨
Uzui: Kocho is right, if it comes down to it you know that Tomioka is whooping his ass like nobody's business. 🫣
Kanroji: Uzui, U and Kocho short ass can stfu and stop underestimating my man.
Kocho S: Bitch, I've been trying to be nice, I'm sick and tired of you being delusional you know he is getting his ass whooped and there's nothing you can do about it so just tell him to stfu 🙄
Iguro: Kocho shut your silly ass the fuck up, because he's not whoopping nobody, and I can bet $50 that Kanroji can beat your ass
Tomioka: you keep saying you're going to beat me when you know you're not, I will smack you in your big back gf, so silent you fucking snake 😮💨
Kocho S: Wrd like, you're bout to lose that 50 bucks real quick because she's not beating anything 🙄
Kanroji: Yes I would, you drugged up hoe
Aoi: Be the last one calling anybody a hoe, you literally join the demon Slayer core for some dick, stfu you dumb ass slut, and go suck you man's 4 inch dick
Uzui: Not 4 inches 🤣💀
Tomioka: embarrassing, could never be me fr, ask Shinobu.
Iguro: ykw are you trying to fight or what because you steady stay talking, bitch???
Tomioka: Okay bitch pull up you know where I stay at, tf 🤨
Kocho S: @Kanroji Mitsuri you can pull up too bitch, since you love talking so much, hoe
Kanroji: and will bitch, get ready for this ass beating I'm about to give you 😊
Uzui: AAGSYEGSSTSHSVSTDSGSBGSGSH I LOVE THE DRAMA, I'M GONNA BE PULLING UP @Rengoku Kyojuro WANT ME TO PICK U UP!!!!????
Rengoku: Ofc bestie 😜
Tomioka and Kocho are getting ready to fight Iguro and Kanroji and their talking as they are getting ready.
Tomioka: *Putting his hair into a bun* I got no absolute clue what iguro was thinking when he was talking shit, now he's going to get his shit rocked.
Kocho S: *Putting on a baggie shirt* un hu, and now Kanroji's stupid ass is going to get rocked too, like she's so dumb. *Rolls her eyes*
Tomioka: Yeah li- *Stops mid sentence* Shinobu, is that my Metallica shirt?
Kocho S: *Looks down at the shirt* Yes, I guess?
Tomioka: Well, don't wear it, if you're gonna be beating that fat ass bitch the fuck up, I don't want to wear my Metallica shirt. *Grabs a gray baggie shirt* wear this.
Kocho S: *Sighs* Okay Giyuu *Grabs the shirt out of his hands and puts it on*
After a few minutes Iguro and Kanroji pulled up and Uzui Rengoku pulled up too.
Iguro: BITCHES COME THE FUCK OUT!
Kanroji: WORD, COME THE FUCK OUT NOW, PUSSYS!
Tomioka and Kocho walk out, and Tomioka wasted no time, punching Iguro in the face, putting him on his ass, but Tomioka it wasn't letting up and continued to beat Iguro's ass, pulling him by his hair. Kanroji than tried to jump in, Kocho Grabbed Kanroji by her hair and threw her to the ground but Kanroji took Kocho down with her so they were both on the ground pulling hair scratching their faces and punching each other. As this is all happening Rengoku is in Uzui's shoulders recording both of the fights. After a while, Tomioka layed out Iguro and walked over to Kocho and Kanroji still pulling hair scratching faces and punching each other.
Tomioka: *Grabs Kocho and tries to pull her away from Kanroji* Shinobu, let her go.
Kocho S: FINE, BUT TELL THIS DUMB, FAT ASS BITCH TO LET ME THE FUCK GO!
Kanroji: BITCH, THAN LET THE FUCK GO OF MY HAIR, UGLY WHORE!
Kocho S: BITCH, FUCK YOU, FUCKIN FATTY! *Kicks her in the face as Tomioka is pulling her away, ripping out a decent chunk of Kanroji's hair*
Kanroji: AGH! *Grabs her head* YOU RIPPED MY HAIR OUT, FUCKIN BITCH!
Kocho S: GO TO FUCKING HELL, WHORE, SUCK MY DICK!
Uzui: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I CAN'T BREATHE! *Laughing and gasping for air at the same time*
Rengoku: Well I say Kocho and Kanroji was a tie but Iguro got his ass beat bad...
Uzui: Word, he's not recovering after that one because we're posting that video, aren't we?
Rengoku: oh definitely.
Tomioka: so y'all can go cuz y'all got your asses beat bad.
Tomioka and Kocho go back inside their house. Kocho plops herself onto their bed, with a smile on her face and Kanroji's hair in her hand.
Tomioka: Why you smiling so hard?
Kocho S: Cuz I pulled that stupid bitches's hair on her head. *Holds up the chunk of hair in her hands*
Tomioka: EW! Throw that shit out now!
Kocho S: Okay... *Rolls her eyes and throws the chunk of hair out the window*
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Okay so, sorry if there's any typos in here I am dyslexic but I hope that like this little fight shit I don't know, but I did have a lot of fun writing this and I hope you had a lot of fun reading it, any suggestions for the next one I write?
(P.s I will give credit if I take any suggestions)
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RandomI don't know I just have some scenarios in my head that are like really really ghetto fighting stuff like that so I'm just going to make a story about it or one shot either or honestly 😘
