The Bad Guys in Marischino Ruby
It was another fine day of driving around town for the newly-minted Bad Guys. Ever since Tiffany Fluffit, Mr. Wolf, and their gang had saved the world from Maramalade and have done plenty of time for their previous crimes, they were finally accepted as good citizens.
But once the gang stopped at a gas station for some snacks, Wolf found an interesting article in the newspaper: "Maraschino Ruby On Display At Museum".
Boom! That's when something clicked in Wolf's mind. His gears started turning...
He had a plan.
But just when he was about to tell everybody his plan, Tiff was the last one of them to come back into the car, holding a lollipop.
"What's with the lollipop?" Wolf asked Tiff. "They had free lollipops at the checkout counter." She replied, noshing on hers.
"Tiff, guys...who's up for another heist?" Wolf said, a sneaky grin on his face, "A heist for good, that is." He handed Tiff the newspaper.
"Wait, we're gonna steal that big Maraschino Ruby?!" Tiff shouted, shocked at her best friend's plan. "No...We're gonna return it!" Wolf explained as he and his team drove off.
Meanwhile at the museum, Chief Luggins finally perfected her fake candy version of the ruby, so once the Bad Guys would come to steal it, they'd get duped.
"Nothing, not even the Bad Guys shall get past this lovely little piece of candy." Luggins grinned, giving it a lick. "Nothing at—"
Then Officer Dan came in the door. "Chief, The Bad Guys aren't here." "What do ya mean they're not here? I set up this trap specifically for them!" "Well, one of them got arrested earlier today for stealing a $1.99 lollipop on Free Lollipop Day." "Ohhhh..." Luggins cringed as she sped towards the police office and burst into the interrogation room.
And there were all of the Bad Guys in the room as Tiff was looking at her receipt for her lollipop hurriedly. "They ringed me up saying it was free! And yet the tag says $1.99!" "Well then, that makes you guilty!" Luggins cheerfully sing-songed.
But then, Tarantula came in. She was dressed as a lawyer. "Actually, Chief Luggins, Tiff here had just got the wrong lollipop on accident, and yet the checkout still labeled it as 'free'." She explained. "So there, that's your proof, and Tiff is cleared of all charges."
"Fine, fine." Luggins said, handing Tiff back her lollipop. "But at least I still have the real Maraschino Ruby right here since—"
Nope! Luggins had the candy decoy of the ruby in her pocket, which could only mean one thing: The Bad Guys...brought the real Ruby back into the museum, without Luggins knowing!
"No...nonononoNOOOOOOO!!!" Luggins screamed as the Bad Guys dashed away. "Looks like those Bad Guys are still good after—" Dan said, before Luggins shushed him. "Don't even finish it. AUUUUUGH!!"
Back at their lair, Tiff, Wolf and the team high-fived and hugged each other at another job well done. And the best part of doing their amazing heist for good? Tiff still got to keep her free lollipop.
Too bad Piranhna ate the rest!
The End!
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DreamWorks' The Bad Guys in Marischino Ruby
ActionAn adaptation of the Bad Guys movie short of the same name.