Asap Rockys Main Nigga

This Cant Be Life...

*7:00 In The Morning*

WAKEEEEE UPPPP TEDDY!!!!

Teddy: What do you want from life son....

jacob(Teddys Bro): Theyre having a asap rocky contest down at the Central Mall!!!!

Teddy: You better not be fucking with me jacob -___-

Jacob: Im soooo dead ass right now, mom said shell drop you off there!!! Get Dressed!!!!!

Teddy: Ok my nigga hol' up!!!!!

* Starts To Put Any Clothes On*

Jacob: TEDDY COME ON!!!! WE GONNA BE LATE!!!

Teddy: Yessss im here leggoo!!!

~THEY ARRIVE AT THE CENTRAL MALL~

Announcer: ARE YOU GUYSSSS READDYY TO BE ON STAGE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY ASAP ROCKY!!!!!!

~CROWD SCREAMS~

Announcer: All you have to do is write your name on the sheet of paper provided and put in the black box, we will then pick two names and those will be the people chosen!

*Teddy and Jacob Walk To The Black Box~

Teddy: Ok lets go back to hear the winner

Jacob: iighhh

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Announcer: So we have the two winners right now.... *Dramatic Pause*

Announcer: Our first winner is..... Jenny Calitto!

~crowd cheers~

Announcer: Our Second winner.....

Teddy: pleaseeee beeee meeee :(

Announcer:.... Jacob Martinez!

Teddy: WAHHHHT!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob: YASSSSSS I WON!!!!!!!!!!!:))))))

Announcer: CONGRATZ TO ALL OUR WINNERS!!!

Jacob: Can you believe it Teddy i won!!!!!!

Teddy: yeahhh.... congrats *Sarcastic Tone*

Jacob: Ummm ok then....

~ THEY ARRIVE BACK HOME~

Jacob: MOM I WON!!!!!!!

Mom: congrats hunny:)

* Teddy Stomps Up To His Room*

Mom: wats his problem?

Jacob: i think hes mad that he didnt win because hes a big asap rocky fan.

Mom: oh... well hell get over it.

~JACOB GOES UPSTAIRS TO TEDDYS ROOM~

*knocks*

Teddy: wat!!!

Jacob: you ok bro?

Teddy: fuck you! i wish you wud die so then those tickets could be mine!!!!!

Jacob: ~He stands silently~

Jacob: * He runs out the house and into the street*

~ CAR HORN BEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!~

suddenly the driver lost control of the car and..... he ran over Jacob. The man decided to flee the scene leaving jacob on the floor.

*Teddy hears the crash and looks outside... his heart stops, he notices that it was jacob because of his blue jacket.

Teddy: MOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: yas hunny

Teddy: Jacob just got hit by a car c'mon!!!!!!

Mom: omygawd.....

~ she runs out the house~

Mom: omygawdddd my baby!!!! Teddy calll 911!!!!!

Teddy: ok * takes out phone and dials 911*

Teddy: ~talking to the operator~ my brother jussttt got hit by a car!!! i need a ambulance!!!!

Operator: well have one to you right away, where do you live?

teddy: 1257 vincent Ave. between marvin st and linden....