haIKAra GO (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader)

is that my little inkling ?

A/N: Art belongs to @swliYHBPe9XQQZe on twitter

Shiver:  Giving me the cold shoulder ? And after that passionate night we just shared...

Agent 1: WHAT

Agent 2: Of all the octolings you could've gotten involved with...

Y/N: You're acting like I knew we would become enemies (I did but...)

Shiver: Have you truly forgotten ? The feeling of our bodies connected together in ecstasy, your lips—

Y/N: Yo she's lying I swear !

Earlier that day...

Y/N:(Got my hero suit, backpack, hero shot, snacks, I should be good to go— I want to see Callie...)

You lock up your apartment and walk towards the rooftop exit

Y/N: (It's been like 3 days and we're already 1/6 of the way there, hopefully I can wrap this up in a week or two)

Once outside, you align yourself with the direction of the crater and prepare to super jump

Y/N:( Deep Cut had that concert IRL about a month after the game released so I guess Grizz was canonically defeated by then)

As you descend into Alterna, Callie beams you with a smile

Y/N: What's up guys

Agent 2: Yo

Agent 1: Hey !

Captain: nod

Agent 2: All rested and ready to go ?

Y/N: Ready to crack out 10 kettles back to back

Agent 1: That's what I'm talking about

Agent 2: Oh, Agent 1 said she helped you make an Inkstagram yesterday ?

Y/N: Oh yeah, let me follow you guys

Agent 2: What's your username

The three of you pull out your phones

Y/N: Uh, tokimekisquid0

Agent 2: Like Tokimeki Bomb Rush... ?

Y/N: I mean kinda

Agent 2: Crazy glaze

Agent 1: He likes me better than you, just sayin

Y/N: Chill

Just then, your phone vibrates with a notification

3 new followers: marie.squidsisters hotaruatarime djsangoo

Y/N: Alright I followed you back. Thanks Captain

Captain: nod

Y/N: I'm boutta check out this pipeline

Agent 2: We'll be on standby

Agent 1: I'm coming with !

As you approach the patch of ooze blocking the way forward smallfry hops out of your bag and giddily runs circles around you

Y/N: Dinner's served buddy

You feed the tiny salmonoid gobbles a large amount of power eggs before he throwing him towards the fuzzball, taking the patch of ooze out

Agent 1: Nice !

Agent 2: That little guy sure can eat huh ? Hold up Agent 3, me and the Captain are coming

Y/N:Alri—

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

A familiar, high pitched voice shouts after you, causing everyone to turn around in unison