.Later that evening, various social figures and celebrities were invited to a mysterious party...
Billie, Tre, and Mike were getting ready for the event.
"Do we, yknow, know who all is gonna be there?" Billie asked his two homosexual partners.
"I have no idea." Said Tre.
So fast forward, blah blah blah. The party was held a a venue called Wisteria Penthouse. Not too far from where Green Day was staying.
When they made it to Wisteria Penthouse, the first people they spotted were Red Hot Chili Peppers.
"Hello Anthony." Billie said as they walked through the doorframe.
"Why hello 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴dawg 🥶🥶" Anthony Kiedis [Douglas McDoober] said.
"Are you high, buddy?" Mike asked.
"Why would I be high, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴buddy 👅👅"
"I am NOT your 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴buddy, Anthony." Mike replied, a disgusted, repulsive tone in his voice.
"I'm Billie's."
So besides that little interaction, they spent their night drinking 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sauce and smoking 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴weed. All courtesy to Douglas McDoober.
After the party got boring, the three 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 twinks left Wisteria Penthouse. Glad to get back and away from that crazy new Anthony Kiedis.
"So," Billie started.
"What was up with that new creepy Anthony?"
"I think his real name is Douglas McDoober." Tre pointed out.
"No shit, Sherlock," Mike protested. "But what kind of name is that?"
Billie shook his head. "Like I would (y)know."
They all went to sleep.
...
Late that night, there was someone who possibly could have been staring into their window of their apartment. Which happened to be on the first floor.
Billie woke up in the middle of the night. He checked the time. It was about 2 am.
He noticed there was a movement, a shadow. It was reflecting off a mirror in the next room.
Billie got up and checked the mirror. Just then he saw a figure of a man. About 5'9.
"What the hell is that"
And what could he want?
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