haIKAra GO (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader)

i'm ***ing marie ?

A/N: Art belongs to @swliYHBPe9XQQZe on twitter

(She was NOT fighting like that in the game yo)

As you enter into your apartment the pain you were feeling felt significantly worse. With a hand to your chest you collapse onto your beanbag, letting out a long exhale

(...)

Shiver: Have you truly forgotten ? The feeling of our bodies connected together in ecstasy, your lips—

(I had a bad feeling about her yo, I hope Callie didn't get the wrong idea.)

Agent 2: You're like handicapped right now. And I'd rather not plan any funerals

Agent 1: I'd be sad

(....And I've got the whole day off)

You sink further into the beanbag letting the cushion envelope you

(Should I hit the lobby?)

You check the current map rotations

(Nah. Grizzco ?)

You check the current shift rotation

(Nah.. I feel like Marie right now)

(There's nothing to do here yo I gotta make some friends. Besides those three ? Two ? Is Captain even my friend)

You bring your attention back your phone screen

(Actually I better figure out this teleportation stuff )

You fully sit up and open the internet browser to resume your research

(Last time I was reading about blackholes, I'll start there I guess)

Blackholes

("A black hole is a region of spacetime", what is space time ? Time and space ?)

Spacetime

(" A model that fuses the 3 dimensions of space and one dimension of time into a fourth-dimensional continuum... how different observers perceive where and when events occur")

(...So, through spacetime you can perceive where and when events occur. And it said it's fourth dimensional)

(We're 3-D and we can see in 2-D, so are the events perceived in 3-D ?)

Scrolling down further you find a chart illustrating the concept

(Space is on a vertical axis and time is horizontal with the present time and space at the origin)

(If you move along the x axis I guess you're moving through space and if you move along the y axis you move through TIME ?)

(Moving through time and space and it's perceived as 3-dimensional, that sounds like... it's like moving through physical places in time and space)

You stand up feeling a rush of excitement

(Am I dimension hopping with my phone ? If it really is taking me through a black hole)

Can a black hole take you to another dimension ?

("No, black holes are not portals to another dimension" Damn..)

("Some theorize that blackholes could form wormholes that connect other universes")

(I'm confused but i'm either going to another dimension or universe which shouldn't even be possible but.. and why can my phone do this tech isn't that advanced )

(I'm not going into the game, but a point in space and time where the game events are real ?)

(I wish I could talk to someone about it. Marie would understand but no way she'd belive me)