Shut up the poop or pickle

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Once upon a time...there was a pickle named "Shut Up". Well that's all he really learned from his parents before they died.

One day Shut Up was driving and he was in a hurry to go to work so he hit speed

An officer pulled him over asking

"What's your name sir?"

Shut Up replied

"Shut Up"

The police forced him out of the car saying again

"Sir. What's your name I'm asking you nicely."

He replied

"Shut The Fuck Up"

The police reached for his pockets pulling out his ID and there is the card with his full name saying

"Shut The Fuck Up"

THE END

Bruhhhhh what just happened xD

Lmfao....

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 19, 2017 ⏰

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