THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

DOUGLAD MCDOOBER AT IT AGAIN

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"Your test results are baaaack." A man at the counter of the Fingerprinting office said.

Billie Joe Armstrong looked at the paper.

Fingerprint Results. 98% Douglas McDoober.

"Goddamn it. I y'knew it."

He took the official looking paper back to Green Day's apartment.

"MIKE! TRE!" He called them. They appeared.

"Buddy. what is it." Mike said. "I was in the middle of my goon session!!"

Billie showed them the paper.

"What does this mean?" Tre asked.

"It means, fuckwit, that Douglas McDoober, the fake Anthony Kiedis, was the one spying on us that one night. The figure I saw reflecting off of the mirror."

Tre gasped. "So what was he doing there."

"Who knows." Mike said. "That Doug is a strange one indeed."

Billie shook his head in disbelief. "That's crazy. First we had Blink 182 to deal with, and now this Douglas McDoober shit!"

"Is Douglas McDoober even bad though? Or is he just weird." Mike asked.

"That's the problem."

JUST THEN....

Someone knocked on their door. Tre opened it.

"Mail delivery!" A postwoman handed Tre a letter. It was addressed from nobody. Strange.

As soon as she left, Billie took the note from Tre's hands and ripped it open. It read

Better keep your mouth shut.

Or I'm going to touch you.