THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

Chronicles

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Green Day knew exactly who was trolling them. And they needed to figure out a way to stop them.

Billie, Mike, and Tre were going to Red Hot Chili Peppers to talk to Douglas McDoober and confront him about the creepy letters and the stalking.

This time though, all three band mates were on separate motorcycles. (Absolutely no homo)

Billie, Mike, and Tre pulled up to the Red Hot Chili Peppers mansion. They took off their helmets and took a puff of their joints.

"Let's go knock on the door." Mike said.

They did.

Chad Smith let them in.

"Hey! Long time no see. Eh?" He said. Green Day walked inside.

"We'd like to talk to... uh-" Billie Stammered.

"Anthony Kiedis." Tre finished him. (No homo guys please)

Chad laughed.

"We don't play games around here. We know it's not really Anthony. You can say Doug."

"Alright then." Said Billie. Chad walked them down to a corridor and then into a doorway.

The Anthony replacement was sitting at a desk.

"McDoober."

Douglas McDoober flinched at his real name.

"What the fuck do you dickheads want." He snided.

"We want to talk to you." Mike said.

"Buddy." Tre finished him, like Mike finished Billie. (No homo guys I prooomise)

Douglas McDoober got up from his seat and pushed it in. "What is this about?"

Billie stepped up to him. "Oh, y'know exactly what we're talking about."

Douglas McDoober sighed. "Alright, alright boys."

"Have a seat"

The members of Green Gay sat down on the sofa. Douglas McDoober turned to face them.

"I know I sent the letter. I know I walked up to the window that night."

"And why was that?" Mike remarked.

Douglas McDoober looked at them. "Listen."

"We're listening."

"Alright, so the reason why I was at your window is because, and I'm going to be honest. I was straight up jorkin my Dougnitz after I got back from the stripped club."

Billie stared at him in astonishment.

"You're kidding."

"Nope!" Then, Douglas McDoober got up and did a little jig!

"I'm going to touch all three of you if you don't get out of my office in 3..." He started to countdown.

BILLIE MIME AND TRE GOT OUT OF THERE LIKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND THEN THEY WENT HOME THE END

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That night, the three members of Green Day were going over the events of the previous night.

Billie sighed. "So it was all a practical joke."

"You can't expect much from Douglas McDoober." Mike chimed in.

"Yeah, but he knows it scared us. He was leading us on a wild ass goose chase."

"Well, hear me out buddy." Mike put his hand on Billies leg.

"We might just get the guy back."