Family Diary

July 11, 2015

TheColorfulShadow, PrincessPiplup, Yourm3s and I : Jomasul wrote a story together (one sentence at a time) and this is how it goes.

Matilda was being slaughtered by Hannah. The famous Hannah Montana. And Hannah Montana/ Miley started twerking on Matilda's dead body. But Matilda was secretly alive and had an evil plot to get Miley to twerk on her. After Miley was done she began to walk away until she heard a strange noise. Miley saw Matilda pull something out of her pocket. Matilda revealed her sloppy corn dog soaked in mustard. Miley's greatest weakness is soggy corn dogs covered in mustard so Miley began to run. The thing is... not only was there mustard... there was ketchup as well.

 Matilda chased Miley until she could fire projectile soggy corn dogs covered in condiments; Matilda was secretly Arianna Grande. Arianna had a grudge against miley ever since miley stole her cat ears and now it was time for revenge. Arianna started singing, and miley couldnt stand it... until Arianna sung the highest not, that was so high pitched that not only glass broke but Miley's ears started bleeding. Not only did Miley's ears bleed bit it also became that time of the month. Blood seeped into Miley's nude shorts and trickled down her legs, she knew she had to use this to her advantage (pippy: *blushes* Jojo: You started it. Yourm3s: ummmmm...well then...) Arianna wanted to die after laughing at Miley's 'accident'... Miley decided to twerk on Arianna as a final move to finish her off as she was distracted with laughter. But...they couldn't tell if it was blood or ketchup. 

Then, out of nowhere, a body fell from the sky and revealed a dead Jojo. The girls stared at the body and poked it with a stick. As the girls stared at the floor, there was way more blod than ketchup on the floor. A little white mouse crawled out of the corpses mouth; it seeked revenge.

Then, the mouse started drawing a pentagram on the floor with blood/ketchup. And then satan appeared from the pentagram, who was actually Kanye. Kanye's skin began to shed and revealed the kardashians inside of him. Not only were the kardashians conjured, obama was too. Kimmy K grabbed Miley by the throat and ripped out her internal organs in one pull. (Jojo: Pippy! no. Pippy: wat. Jojo: das too much) While pulling out her organs, a miniature Laura broke through the stomach acids and screamed, "I'm a Satan spawn!!!" Then the mouse climbed in Miley's burst stomach, and started napping.

 And they all lived happily ever after, the end. *closes book*

...

Except a random sequel immediately went to DVD and picked up where the previous story ended. IT wasn't as good as the first one though so no one watched it. Except for that one dead girl so yeah... Arianna was then slashed open by Laura. Jojo suddenly came back to life as a zombie vampire. Laura ripped out Arianna vocal chords and gave them to Jojo so she could finally be able to sing well. Jojo used her new vocal chords to find a vampire zombie mate by singing the song of her people. But sadly, Jojo's people had no song. So Jojo sang worlds end dancehall instead as a duet with Laura. Laura never learned the words so a priest hated her stumbling voice and vanquished her. Jojo's dead heart began to beat as she mourned her only friend. But Laura became Satanic Jesus and survived. (CS: I've evolved) So jojo remained a zombie vampire.

The End (CS: *Applause*Jojo: This story will be passed on for generations.)