It all starts with a demigod that doesn't wanna be a demigod.
Percy: Look, I didn't wanna be a half-blood.
Fandom: *spawns*
Okay, so this twelve year old goes on a field trip to some museum and everything's going well and- OH NO, THE CLICHE MEAN GIRL(™) HAS "ACCIDENTALLY" FALLEN INTO A FOUNTAIN AND- OH NO, THE WEIRD TEACHER TURNS INTO SOME WEIRD FURRY THING WITH WINGS!
Percy, what do we do in this situation?
Percy: s t a b w i t h p e n
*Cue Dora the Explorer music*
So Percy stabs her and now nobody remembers Weird Teacher for some reason. Not even his best friend, Grover.
(#MemoryLoss)
So Percy decides to do the obvious thing. Get expelled. Duh.
At least it was at the end of the year so SUMMER BREAK TIME!!
Him and his awesome mom go on vacation, because that's obviously how you punish kids for getting expelled.
They go to Long Island Sound. Zeus happened to be mad that weekend.
Grover tags along for some reason and tells Percy he's in danger.
Grover: Okay, so Mrs. Dodds was a Fury, so—
Percy: YOU'RE A FURRY! WHY DO YOU HAVE GOAT LEGS!?
On that note, they drive to Camp-Mental-Issues, which happens to be a strawberry field.
A buff bull man decides to try to eat them. Percy's mom evaporates. They somehow make it over the border and then pass out.
Percy wakes up in a cot. He sees a smart, pretty, beautiful, cute, awesome-
Annabeth: You drool when you sleep.
Percy: Wha...?
Fandom: *fangirls*
Fast forward, Percy becomes Supreme Lord of the Bathroom, there's a capture the flag game but with weapons, and Percy gets pushed into a puddle and suddenly he's a son of Poseidon and stuff.
Puddle: Touch me and then you'll be claimed...
Percy: Wut.
Annabeth: Maybe I can drown him.
Puddle: Or she can push you into me, I don't care.
Percy: What?!
Annabeth: *Shoves*
Percy: And at last I see the– Wait. Why am I healing? W a h t.
Poseidon: By the way, you're my son and I broke a huge promise by dancing horizontally with no clothes on with your mom so now everyone's after you.
Percy:
Percy: WHAT-
Chiron: So you're a fidgety teen with ADHD?
Percy: Um, actually, I'm twelve so—
Chiron: Great! I already gave you the sword, so you can go off to get that lightning bolt!
Percy: W H A T-
Chir- Wait, no. Crayola: A quest usually has three people, so take these two. *Points to Goat-Man-Thing-Half-Furry and The-Only-Character-With-Common-Sense*
Oracle: Also Zeus thinks your pops stole his bolt thing so you better not fail.
Grover: Nah bro. I'm good.
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A Very Accurate Riordanverse
Random!!NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!! !!SPOILERS FOR BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN THE RIORDANVERSE!! Hiya! This is my first fanfic thing, so yeah. This summary thingy was a collaboration between me and my best friend. She doesn't have Wattpad, but I...
