Dipper's Jesse Impression

Dipper's The One Who Knocks

It was an average day in Gravity Falls.

Well, mostly average.

The Pines twins officially moved to Gravity Falls.

Then there was one problem.

Dipper started watching Breaking Bad.

Wendy was working her shift at the cash register, while listening to Toby's rambling.

"Can I just get something for free?" Asked Toby.

"I told you a million times, no." Said Wendy.

"That's exactly what everyone I ask out on a date says." Said Toby, looking down at the ground.

Robbie, Tambry, Thompson, Nate, and Lee entered the Shack.

"Sup, Wendy?" Asked Lee.

"Nothing much." Commented Wendy.

Then, Pacifica walked in.

"Hey, Wendy." Said Pacifica. "Is Dipper here?"

Wendy's face was covered in worry.

"Oh, you don't want to see him right now." Said Wendy.

"How come?" Asked Thompson, curiously.

"He's still doing his Jesse impression." Said Wendy.

Everyone gasped.

Just then, Dipper walked in the room.

He wore a Black Hoodie, a Black Beanie, a White T-shirt, Blue Jeans, and Black Sneakers.

"Yo, Bitch?" Dipper asked everyone with his Jesse impression. "Who wants some of that good meth, Bitch?"

Everyone started to shake their heads.

"We're good." Said Toby

Dipper pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Toby.

"Don't make me do this, Toby, Bitch!" Said Dipper with a shaky voice.

Mabel walked in the room.

"Wendy, Robbie, Tambry, Nate, Lee, and Pacifica, you got a minute?" Asked Mabel.

"Yes!" Said Wendy.

They all left the room, leaving Toby alone with Dipper.

"Wait-" Started Toby.

~~In The Other Room~~

The group ignored the gunshot sound as they went into the living room.

Stan, Ford, and Soos were waiting there.

"This whole Jesse impression has gotten out of control." Said Ford.

"Yeah, it's like he's become Jesse." Said Nate.

"He's gotten a few tattoos." Said Wendy.

"He had a bunch of Crack Addicts party at the house." Said Stan.

"He sells and does drugs." Said Mabel.

"How do we get him back?" Asked Soos.

They started to think.

Stan snapped his fingers.

"I have an idea." Stan exclaimed.

~~An Hour Later In Attic~~

Dipper, still dressed as Jesse, was putting rocks of meth of a table, then proceeded to crush them with the handle of a pistol.

Stan walked in the room with yellow biohazard equipment.