Helluva Boss

Short Three - Mission: Weeaboo-boo

In I.M.P., (Y/N) was sitting in the meeting room alone as she was looking through the file of the target she needed to get. It was a cute chubby teen girl. (Y/N) thought she looked adorable. This was Blitzo's way of getting (Y/N) to trust him again, it was barely working, but she appreciated the free solo mission.

"IMP File...Target: Emberlynn Pinkle." (Y/N) says aloud, "Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA" (Y/N) remembered her house being close to there, "Description: Gothy 20 something...Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago...What the hell does that mean?" (Y/N) asked, "...and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it." (Y/N) snickered as she shoved the paper into her bag and opened the portal with her ring as she stepped through.

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(Y/N) is now on Earth, hiding in some brushes as she was talking to Millie on her phone, "Thanks Millie, but-" (Y/N) paused, "I don't think I need some back up for this mission, which is to take down some suburban, college girl...I used to be a college girl before I died." (Y/N) informed Millie, "You enjoy that musical date with Mox-Pox and stop trying to use it as an excuse to get off it-" (Y/N) paused, "Hey, look. If I had to sit through French hog shit with Blitzo then, well, so do you, okay? Bye Millie." (Y/N)'s phone beeps off as she spots the house and smirks.

From inside the house, there was studio laughter from TV. (Y/N) turns off her phone and walks to the house; she peeks through the living room window, seeing the adults watching TV and chuckles; she climbs up a tree and sees the target in her bedroom. She climbs into her room and sneaks up on her.

"This is fucking perfect! Finally, a piece of cake mission." (Y/N) climbs a branch like a monkey as the branch creaks, "I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a knife, too!" (Y/N) sings, "Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn!" (Y/N) walks up to the girl, sneakily as she fires her rifle but the bullet is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, shooting her in the shoulder down, "Ow, what the FUCK?!" She throws her knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard.

"AHHH!" Emberlyn falls over, then looks at the injured (Y/N), "Oh!" She seemed lovestruck, "Ohh..."

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Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.

"Ugh, must be watching them damn 'hen-tays' again." Emberlynn's dad rolled his eyes.

Emberlynn's Mom yells and cries, "Why won't she leave?!"

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Back in the room, (Y/N) was rubbing her shoulder in pain as she cried in agony. Emberlynn was impressed and amazed at the imp in front of her.

"Oh my god! What... are you?" Emberlynn asks.

"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!" (Y/N) groaned as she got up, "Augh...My fucking shoulder." (Y/N) grunts as she runs to attack Emberlynn again but is pushed back by the force field again, "Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!"