Fade open to the 2013 Universal Pictures logo. Fade to black. Then, fade to the DreamWorks logo, where at the end, it dissolves into jellyfish. The movie begins in the depths of the ocean as we see a school of jellyfish swim down.
Grandmama: (Voiceover.) The Ocean is a mysterious world. One that land dwellers can only begin to imagine. Of course, you think you know what lies beneath the surface. Ah, but the sea creatures who live there, well, even the ones you have imagined, you've imagined them wrong.
Pan to a sunken ship with a hole in it as a silhouetted creature moves by.
Grandmama: (Voiceover.) Take the mythical mighty giant kraken. Bloodthirsty monster, sinker of ships, drowner of sailors. *laughs* That's what you people think.
An eye peeks through it before the creature swims away. It then swims toward the surface.
Grandmama: (Voiceover.) You see, in real life, krakens are noble protectors. The sea will always need a kraken, and a kraken will always answer the call. But they aren't the only protectors of the ocean and that's what you're about to see with the help of a gang of powerful Metahumans from another world.
Now in another world in a local metropolitan city called North Philadelphia, we see the host of the show himself, Bill Cosby, with a baseball in hand.
Bill Cosby: You know, half of the fun of life is anticipating. You know, looking forward to how good something is gonna be before it happens. Yes indeed. Like the time I was sent away for a muscle development kit. And all I got for my box top and 25 cents was a raggedy old phone book that I was supposed to tear in half. I showed them, I did tear it in half. A page at a time. Anyhow, I had a ball, thinking about my muscles before the mailman came. Fat Albert and The Junkyard Gang are thinking about how it's gonna be, taking a day off from school. It's a groovy though, but somehow, things done always work out the way we hoped.
Now at The North Philadelphia Junkyard, Fat Albert and The Junkyard Gang were minding their own business.
Fat Albert, a Metahuman with Muscle Mass Enhancement that gave him Absolute Strength, Durability, Invulnerability, Jumping, et cetera, was munching on chips while doing something weightlifting a couple of compact cars as he unselfishly gave a chip to a bird.
Weird Harold, a Metahuman with Size Manipulation that can shrink down to the size of subatomic molecule particles and grow to the size of a beyond planetary and galactic titan, was doing push-ups with his hand that growed into a giant.
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Fat Albert and The Junkyard Gang meets DreamWorks, Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken.
AdventurePlot: This story is how Fat Albert and The Junkyard Gang meets the sweet and awkward 16-year-old Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken, is desperate to fit in at school, but she mostly just feels invisible. She's prevented from hanging out with the cool kids...