Phantom Menace part 2

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Naboo - Swamp

(Three landing craft slowly descend through the cloud cover of the perpetually gray twilight side of the planet. One by one, the Federation warships land in the eerie swamp. Obi-Wan's head emerges from the mud of a shallow lake. For in the background, the activities of the invasion force can be seen in the mist.
Obi-Wan takes several deep breaths, then dissapears again under the muddy swamp. Troop Transports (MTT's)
emerge from the landing craft. The droid invasion force moves out of the swamp and onto a grassy plain. OOM-9, in his tank, looks out over the vast ARMY marching across the rolling hills. A small hologram of Rune and Nute stands on the tank)

Rune: ...and there is no trace of the Jedi. They may have gotton onto one of your landing craft.

OOM-9: If they are down here, sir, we'll find them. We are moving out of the swamp and are marching on the cities. We are meeting no resistance.

Nute: Excellent.

(Qui-Gon runs through the strange landscape, glancing back to see the monstrous troop transports, emerging from the mist. Animals begin to run past him in a panic. An odd, frog-like Gungan, Jar Jar Binks, squats holding a clam he has retrieved from the murky swamp.
The shell pops open.
Jar Jar's greta tongue snaps out and grabs the clam, swallowing it in one gulp.
Jar Jar looks up and sees Qui-Gon and the other creatures running like the wind toward him. One of the huge MTT's bears down on the jedi like a charging locomotive. Jar Jar stands transfixed, still holding the clam shell in one hand)

Jar Jar: Oh, n0000000000!

(Jar Jar drops the shell and grabs onto Qui-Gon as he passes. The jedi is caught by surprise)

Jar Jar: Hey, help me! Help me!!

Qui-Gon: Let go!

(The machine is about tp crush them as Qui-Gon drags Jar Jar behind him. Just as the transport is about to hit them, Qui-Gon drops, and Jar Jar goes splat into the mud with him. The transport races overhead. Qui-Gon and Jar Jar pull themselves out of the mud. They stand watching the war machine dissapear into the mist. Jar Jar grabs Qui-Gon and hugs him)

Jar Jar: Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!

(The frog-like creature kisses the jedi)

Qui-Gon: Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!

Jar Jar: I spake.

Qui-Gon: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta here!

(Qui-Gon starts to move off, and Jar Jar follows)

Jar Jar: No... no! Mesa stay... Mesa yous humble servaunt.

Qui-Gon: That wont be necessary.

Jar Jar: Oh boot tis! Tis demunded byda guds.
Tis a live debett, tis. Mesa culled Jaja Binkss.

(In the distance, two staps burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing Obi-Wan)

Qui-Gon: I have no time for this now...

Jar Jar: Say what?

(The two staps barrell down on Obi-Wan)

Jar Jar: Oh, nooooo! Weesa ganna...

(Qui-Gon throws Jar Jar into the mud) *

Qui-Gon: Stay down!

(His head pops up)

Jar Jar: ...dieeee!

(The two troops fire laser bolts at Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon deflects the bolts back, and the staps blow up. One-two. Obi-Wan is exhausted and tries to catch his breath)

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