bring it || chapter 2

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Kenny's pov!!
"OKAY OKAY IVE GOT IT WE CAN BE OUR SUPER HERO SELVES expect you" kenny said
"w-who? ME?? GAH!! WHY DONT YOU WANT ME HERE MAN" tweek screeched
"no not you tweek don't worry" kenny smiled "cartman"
"WHAT THE FUCK KENNY WEVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH ITS CALLED C00N AND FRIENDS FOR A REASON!!"
"I don't care cartman get the fuck out of my house"
"ITS LITERALLY MY HOUSE??? DO YOU SEE RATS HERE" cartman was screaming
"no but I do see mcdonalds wrappers" kenny chuckled while speaking
"HAH GOOD ONE!!" wendy said looking directly at cartman to piss him off
"FINE IM TELLING MY MOM ON YOU!!! MWEEEEEEEEEEM"

everyone was now laughing at cartman for his stupidity and how he thinks his mom can fix everything she is so hot tho but not as hot as butters wait what?? what am I saying I'm not gay!! well I guess if I was I would be bisexual what the fuck am I thinking

"what is it poopsikins :)" liane said
"MWEEEEEEM THEY ARENT LETTING ME PLAY WAAAAHHHHH" (it's obvious who this is IMAO)
"let me have a talk with them!!" liane walked over to the boys and crouched "shh just ignore him" she smiled, cartmans mom has always been caring too cartman doesn't deserve her
"SO WILL THE LET ME PLAY?? YAYYYY"
"yes they will!!" she mouthed "just let him be a tiny role to shut him up"
"YAYYY THANK YOU GUYS OF COURSE IT WILL BE CALLED C00N AND FRIENDS AND SO-"
"wait you think your going to be the leader? hah!" kyle said he was annoyed by how entitled cartman is
"yes??? of course i am and... STOP INTERUPPTING ME!!!!"
"shut up fatass"
"DONT CALL ME FAT YOU FUCKING JEW"
"okay then" kyle walked away unbothered he knew cartman hates when people leave fights especially when he starts them
"HEY! COME BACK HERE"
"OKAY THEN BE A FUCKING CRYBABY LIKE TWEEK IS"
"what??" craig spoke up
"DO I EVEN NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF, GO STICK UP FOR YOUR METH ADDICT BOYFRIEND SOME OTHER TIME"

craig would always fight cartman but this time it was different when craig threw a punch it was much stronger and I mean much stronger. There was blood everywhere and cartmans nose was broken

"WHAT THE FUCK CRAIG??" cartman splurtted out
"holy shit dude!! I got so much stronger cmon tweek we're leaving" craig walked away
"y-you've got to get that ACK! shit checked out man" tweek said in a shaky tone
"nah i think it needs to get better, I thought you would be the first one to get powers"
"I DONT WANT POWERS!! and FYI you don't h-have powers" tweek rolled his eyes
"tweek stop acting like me" wendy said as a joke
"yea wendy stop putting that gay shit into his head!!" craig shouted from the hall
"wait I'm confused aren't you and tweek gay... huh?" this will now be clydes roman empire

craig and tweek walked out of the house a couple of hours later they where texting

both of the names is what they put there contact names for each other <3 (not canon)
crraeg: so what do you think about your boyfriend having super cool powerz
tweek <33: I dunqt now
crraeg: there is that place up near the border of canada I will make a map of it maybe the owner can see about my power
tweek <33: wernt we plyiang mexdvial tines with thre stick like 2 weeaoks agor
crraeg: yea but it's in starks pond now remember
tweek <33: ohm
crraeg: yep
crraeg: ANYWAY. do you want to make a joint tiktok account like kyle and tolkien so we can be famous
tweek <33: WEBSITE: Come adopt a pet with me! [click here]
crraeg: tweek what is this weird link
tweek <33: said iter wouulqd gige me fhew robaux
crraeg: yea no your device is gonna expolode

craig was now rethinking his text knowing tweek was gonna freak out

crraeg: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THAT IT WAS JUST A TYPO
tweek <33: tangfukly imao
crraeg: :3
opened

Craigs pov:
"opened?? why would he leave me on opened" craig was starting to think something was wrong, he just brushed it off and was beginning to make his costume

DW LONGER CHAPTERS AFTER THIS!! ALSO THERE WILL BE A TIME SKIP SOON SO BE PREPARED AND THIS STORY IS GONNA BE CRAY Z 744 WORDS WOW :D

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