An Agent's End to Madness

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATAPUS!!!!!" Shouted a middle aged scrawny man in a labcoat as he flew out of control through the air in a busted up contraption. Dr. Doofenshmirtz had once again been thwarted by Agent P, was careening through the sky over an unfamiliar city.Suddenly, Doof stopped screaming as he looked down and saw the city getting much closer to him than we was strictly comfortable with."Uh oh. . ." said the doctor*THWAM* said the roof that his body just slammed throughAnother man was in there, a dark twisted man, one who probably deserved the clown makeup on his face. He was now a very surprised man as doof tumbled into the room.--------------------The clown hmmd at the perhaps dead body on his floor, many many bits of concrete and wire and roof scattered all over his lovely dust and ooze covered warehouse. The elaborate trap he had been putting together for his lovely psychopathic bat completley ruined under the rubble. "Ive heard of bringing the house down but this is ridiculous!" He snarled to himself, creeping towards the body. It would be very selfish of the body to be dead after it just ruined everything. Luckily the body moved, groaning. "That was a good one." It croaked, waving a shaking finger a bit to the jokers left."Oh!" The joker cried delighted, "You are alive!" He lifted his gun from his belt, clicking the fun mode off. Teeth grit in anger he took aim as the man lifted himself to his feet.Doof whistled as he took in the warehouse "jeez man, you live like this?"--------------------"This kind of reminds me of my parent's house. Although they purposefully covered my room in ooze to teach me I shouldn't live in anything too nice. Is that what's goign on here? Should I call CPS? They're a new thing they invented, the USA is so nice."The clown man blinked awkwardly. Normally his nemesies did not talk this much. "Hah, you almost caught me missing Batman with that nonsense. No, this isn't for aesthetics. It's for my next big project! Something you shall unfortunatelty not be here to see. We're going in a different direction and are letting some of the team go.""Whaaaaaat?" Doofenshmirtz asked in his weird germanish accent."You're fired," The Joker said, pressing the trigger.Right then Agent P drifted down through the man shaped hole in the roof on a parashoot. Right in front of the bullet. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Perry! WHy God, whyyyyyyy" Doofenshmirtz screamed.The JOker ran away because he was allergic to consequences. The poor evil scientist held his nemesis in his arms, cradling him as his life blood leaked onto his lab coat."Please. Dont go," he said, tears dripping down his face."KKKRKKRKRKKRRKKRRRGGGGGGggggggg," Perry said, eyes going dim.The End

Author's Note: RIP PerryFanfic created with #FranticFanfic.