So I bet your wondering who the heck Jeremy from pe class is, well your in luck because I got some context for you right here!!!
Once upon a time there was a girl named lavendabella. Lavendabella was not a stupid child, she knew that with the power of 13 armadillos she could beat another man in a gladiator fight.
The problem with this was that lavendabella did not know any armadillos and went out on a quest to meet one. Lavendabella had a forest near her house and thought obviously that was where armadillos would be so she grabbed her school backpack (complete with her princess pencils and her school issued Chromebook) and set out to find at least one.
Lavendabella walked in circles around a tree for hours and still did not find a single armadillo. That's when lavendabella heard a walkie talkie sound coming from her backpack- it was her mom. Her mom was furious because it was currently 7 o clock in the morning and lavendabella was 3 and a half minutes away from missing her bus.
But lavendabella did not want to go to school because Jeremy from pe class had stolen her princess erasers and now all her princess pencils were lonely and she needed her armadillos to fight him and get the erasers back.
On her way home lavendabella saw a very mangy stray cat that was hissing furiously at her and, having no clue what an armadillo looked like, decided that this must be an armadillo and stuck it in her backpack. The cat did not go into the backpack without a fight, biting and scratching lavendabella so much that she would have definitely had rabies except she had developed an immunity due to the amount of rabid animals that she had decided to pet in her lifetime.
When lavendabella got home, the cat immediately jumped out of her backpack, and upon seeing it her mom whacked it with a golf club and it landed in her neighbors yard, who just happened to be Jeremy from pe class.
Jeremy, having just walked outside to get to the bus, screeched upon seeing whatever his kooky neighbors had thrown into his yard and rushed back inside his house to grab his specia edition Fortnite nerf gun that he only pulls out for special occasions (such as weddings and funerals).
When he got back outside, Jeremy began to try to shoot the cat with his nerf gun, but missed every single time because of his horrible aim and the fact that the cat was very fast and very very angry. The cat ran at Jeremy but he had run out of nerf bullets so he threw his special edition Fortnite nerf gun at the cat, which also missed but dented the nerf gun. The cat, being a cat, decided to run after it and eat the nerf gun.
Jeremy began to cry and cried so hard that the cat got scared and ran off into the woods never to be seen again. Lavendabella had watched this whole scene and cheered for a the cat, but was disappointed that her newfound armadillo friend had run into the woods. Lavendabella grabbed a broom and ran outside to whack Jeremy with it until he decided to give back her erasers. When lavendabella got outside to Jeremy she found that he had cried so hard that he had regurgitated her princess erasers he had eaten earlier.
Lavendabella cheered loudly and snatched her freshly regurgitated princess erasers up off of the ground before running off into the forest to find her armadillo friend. Before she could get far, however, lavendabellas mom grabbed her and physically dragged her into the school, where she saw Jeremy and they both got a weeks worth of detention together for being late.
The end.
