I use my sisters, brother, and cousins as OCs because yes. Anyway, incorrect quotes (I have everyone's permission, dw)
"Characters": Kalyna (me), Sofia (sister), Inna (sister), Mykhailo (brother), Stepan (cousin), Andriy (cousin)
Stepan: Look guys, I need help.
Inna: Love help?
Mykhailo: Financial help?
Sofia: Emotional help?
Andriy: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Andriy*
Andriy: What?
Sofia: Mykhailo won’t come out of his room!
Inna: Just tell him I said something.
Sofia: Like what?
Kalyna: Anything factually incorrect.
Inna, shrugging: If you say so.
Mykhailo, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Inna: Do you think I'm plastic?
Mykhailo: No.
Inna: Phew. Oka-
Mykhailo: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.
Mykhailo: I’ve only had Sofia for a day and a half but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Kalyna: Last week, Inna tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Kalyna: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Kalyna: Andriy, what the actual FUCK?
Inna: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Mykhailo: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
Mykhailo: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.
Stepan: I’ve got plenty of common sense!
Stepan: I just choose to ignore it.
