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(YES I GAVE DANDY YELLOW PETALS STFU) Water lilly= lilly. (Get it) The sunflower= sebastion
------------------------ AUTHORS POV:
Dandy and Astro walked up to a space likely door, with star symbols and constellations beside it. Dandy looked at the symbols confused. "It's our uh.. language don't mind it." Astro replied to his curiosity.
"Oh! That makes so much sense!" Dandy put on a smile as Astro chuckled and knocked on the door.
"Coming" a distance tone came out. It sounded like a teenage boy, but the planet mars came to open the door. She was wearing a long red dress down to her ankles.
"Hi Astro, hi... who is this.." the confused planet questioned.
"Marsgo this is dandy.. my husband."
Marsgo raised her eyebrows and widens the door.
"Mom's gonna have fun with this one." The cold planet snickered as Astro and dandy went inside.
There was so many star symbols, star constellations, and planets that look like gods.
Dandy was creeped out by their house. Then a sun with a long dress, almost looking like she is is hovering is walking over to greet her son until she noticed a small distraction.
"Astro you're a mess without me." The sun went and fixed up Astros hair.
"M-mama I'm fine!" Astro tried to push away his mother's hand away until she slapped his hand away from her softly with her other hands.
"And..oh my universes, you got yourself covered up for what?!"
"I just don't like showing my arms mom.." the sun kept ranting on how the moon had imperfect hair and clothing style until she finally noticed the rainbow dandelion. And finally got her hands off of Astro and looked at the nervous flower.
"Hm..and you are?.."
"Uh- dandicus. Fellas usually call me dandy for short!" Dandy quickly put on a nervous smile and a soft giggle. The sun narrowed her eyes. "Your petals look fake." Dandy quickly took it personal.
Sunsly made glared at dandy and snapped at the couch.
"Sit there."
"Great I'll sit with him!-" Astro said pushing dandy to the couch.
"Not you. Just him." The suns voice was stern. Making herself clear. Dandy sat straight on the couch while shivering as Astro facepalms in disappointment and worries while Marsgo drank the fucking coldest water ever while trying not to laugh. "Mars how the fuck do you drink that?!"
"What do you expect I'm a cold planet."
"Ok..dandicus... I ask you questions about you and my son and I'll see if I like you or not. Simple right?" Sunly said putting on a devilish grin as dandy nodded.
"Have you ever yelled at Astro."
"No."
"Have you ever hit Astro?"
"No ma'am."
"Have you ever wondered when you will have children?"
"Uh- no?"
"Wrong answer...strike 1-"
"Well miss we can't really...have any?.."
"Hoe don't interrupt me."
Marsgo almost spat out their water, they choked back on the cold iced drink.
Sunleys eye twitched, and her bottom arms gripped her sharp nails into the couch while the top arms crossed her arms.
"Any sexual inter course commited?"
"That's kinda Uhm.. a personal question.." dandy said tightening his collar.
"Yes or no question."
"Uhm..no?" (Dandy u lying ass bitch)
"Hmph." Sunsly said narrowing her eyes and glaring at dandy.
She turnt her head towards Astro, and pointed at the door.
"Try again in 9 months."
"MAMA WHAT."
"PFFT."
"I said try again in 9 months."
"mom we can't just get a child out of nowhere we're both male!"
"Well simple get your toon handlers to make you guys one!"
"MOM."
"GET ME A GRANDCHILD AND I'LL ACCEPT THIS DANDICUS AS YOUR HUSBAND."
Astro narrowed his eyes, used his magic to grab dandys wrist and leaving.
Astro shut the door, sighing heavily and used his blue mist magic to let go of dandy.
"Sorry dandy..I should have told you that my mum is like..that.."
Dandy looked to the side and shrugged "well..it's fine!" He said, putting on a soft smile.
