I've Had It: A Fem!Naruto X Various Fanfiction

The Way Out Pt. 2

(Note: I'm so so so sorry that it took so long to post this. I'd gotten have really stuck on how they get out, so I'm about to fill plot holes with bs like Masashi Kishimoto did with the Mangekyo sharingan.)

"So Kurama how do we all get outta here?" The blonde spoke while placing her hands on her hips.

Naruto's attention was solely on the fox demon choosing to ignore the others in the room. It would seem her patience for male stupidity had finally run out. The demon quirked his non existent eyebrow.

"Well, just so you know your friend Hinata, teacher Kakashi, and believe it or not Uchiha Sasuke are all at your grave right now."

There was a pause.

"I don't understand why this is relevant."

Kurama deadpanned, "Well they're there for a reason arnt they idiot."

Naruto groaned, "Oh shut up Kurama. I love you, but I also love how nice and soft your fur would be as a coat."

The fox shuddered along with everyone else, a collective thought ringing through the room, 'Uzumaki woman are always terrifying.'

Still offended the fox grumbled.

"Look gaki, why don't you just pray to the great sage of six paths. "

It wasn't just Naruto confused this time. Minato and Hashirama leaned in a little closer.

"Why would that help?"

"Hmm yeah I have to agree with Lord first! Why would that be something we would ever even consider?"

The demon rolled his eye and flicked his tail exposing it butt. He resembled a cat in that moment.

"Look, humans. If I know my father like I think I do then trust me... it will." There was a silence before Naruto nodded and began to pray.

"Dear Great sage, son of Rabbit lady Kaguya, and defender of the faith! We need your help your our only hope!" Naruto ended it there before looking around impatiently. Narrowing her eyes she slumped with a pout.

It didn't work.

....

A few minutes passed with nothing being spoken until a loud crack was heard and the very space in-front of her tore.

Out stepped an old man, an old man only Naruto and Kurama recognized.

"Hello Naruto dear, what did you need?"

Hashirama and Minato paled while Tobirama's eyes slightly widened. "You mean it worked!?? And you mean to tell me that this old guy is the Great sage of six paths!"

Well, is seems that Hashirama really had no filter. The sage's right eye began to twitch violently. Madara was next with an indignant and overbearingly condescending, "I want out of here."

The sage deadpanned, looking him straight in the eyes, "No." before turning to Naruto and giving her a warm smile.

"Now, Naruto, my dear. How can I help you?"

'Well that was an extreme change in tone. Eyes landed on Naruto and the sage.

Minato spoke up, "I have the sneaking suspicion that he has a favorite in this room."

"It's not a suspicion if it's the truth, now is it? Little Minato?"

The blonde winced. He did not like to be called little.

Hashirama sighed, "Ouch."

Naruto gulped nervously, "W-Well do you know why we are all here, and why we're not all in the afterlife?"