THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

Return of the Endema

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What do you feel when you fall so far you can't picture living?

Douglas McDoober caught himself in a bad situation. His past was now coming to light. And he knew RHCP would have their way. They could tell the Record Company they'd quit if Douglas McDoober wasn't kicked out.

His story was slowly coming to an end. But before he wrapped things up for good, he had to finish his part of revenge.

Because people like him never get enough.

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Red Hot Chili Pepper's Mansion

Douglas McDoober felt like the world was ending. Probably because it was. He could have became famous, living in Anthony Kiedis's shadow.

But it was over.

Suddenly, BIG ALPHA RAGE 😤 filled his body. If he was going down, he was taking someone else down with him.

He looked at the phone, but he shook the thought off. Douglas McDoober was going directly to the headquarters.

...

A sign read the name of the building.

Blink-182 Headquarters
Tom, Mark, and Travis

He stepped forward and knocked on the metal door. (It reminded him of Vector's house from Despicable Me😳😳🔥🔥)

Soon enough, Travis and Mark came to the door.

"Anthony Kiedis." Mark said in a monotone voice.

Travis laughed. "Where's Dani?"

Douglas McDoober had no clue what they were talking about, but he had to prove to them his real identity.

"Shit the fuck up." He pushed Mark aside. "I'm the Anthony Kiedis replacement."

He handed him an ID. It read:

Douglas McDoober

"Ha." Mark handed the ID back. "Tom knows how to make this shit. You could be anyone and we wouldn't know."

Travis raised an eyebrow.

"Take him to Tom, I guess."

Douglas McDoober smirked. "Good, cause I have some revenge business I'd like to conduct."

Travis and Mark escorted him up a few flights of stairs to Tom's office.

Tom sat in a black chair with a dark suit.

"Douglas McDoober, or Anthony Kiedis, who cares." Mark told Tom, and he and Travis left the room.

Douglas McDoober and Tom Delonge were left alone.

"You might have heard of me. The Anthony Kiedis lookalike that was hired to replace him."

"Mmmm." Tom looked him over. "I remember when I first kidnapped Anthony. Then, yes, I recall a replacement figure being marketed as Anthony Kiedis."

Douglas McDoober handed him his ID.

"It's my real identity. You can call me Doug."

Tom scanned the ID in this printer lookin type ahh.

BEEP BOOP BEERDERP

He took it out. "Official alright."

Douglas McDoober smiled.

Tom shook his hand. "Now what were you here for again?"

"Look- my career as Anthony's replacement is going to be over soon. The rest of Red Hot Chili Peppers are taking my criminal record from 10 years ago to the Record Company to get me fired. And it's all because of-" he stopped his rant and Tom finished him.

"Green Day." Tom laughed. "So that's who you want to get back?"

Douglas McDoober shook his head.

"Anthony."

Tom Delonge raised his eyebrow. "Well, that might be a tad bit difficult to pursue, I'm afraid."

"And why?"

"Well... I was holding him hostage along with this girl from a coffee shop. And let's just say, they escaped."

Douglas McDoober paused. "He's the reason I'm here in the first place. And if I kill him- and the girl- the rest of Red Hot Chili Peppers will flop. Why?"

"Cause their lead singer will be dead." Tom grinned as he folded some papers.

"Yes. And what more could a guy have than to sabotage the careers of the three men who sabotaged mine?"

Tom's smile faded. "I'd love to help you with this, Doug, but there might be a slight problem."

"Yes?"

"The whole point of letting them escape that day was to cut ties with them. My band is pretty big, right?" Tom chuckled.

He continued. "And I don't want blood on my hands if they died while I was holding them as prisoners."

Douglas McDoober frowned. "I understand sir."

He got up and grabbed his jacket, preparing to leave.

"No, wait." Tom stood up from his chair.

He continued. "It's going to be hard, but I have my way around."

Douglas McDoober raised his eyebrow.

"Ever played a game of catch-up?"