In da Bois hideout raj is watching TV until she sees a teaser for the minecraft movie trailer.
Raj: yo there's a trailer about a minecraft movie.
Jj: That's cool, let's watch it.
Everyone at da Bois hideout sits down as raj starts the teaser. It starts with a black screen that has a green block in the middle until the Beatles magical mystery tour soundtrack starts as the green block turns into a blue rectangle like portal as it reveals a beautiful realistic landscape of minecraft.
Kylo and Minilla look in awe.
Sins of greed: that's beautiful.
Mathew: yep.
The screen switches to reveal 4 real life human characters.
Undead maple: why does Jason momoa looks Like a character from barbie?.
Nightmare goji: yeah and also why are those people are not blocks?.
As teaser keeps going it switch To a scene that's shows an uncanny terrifying pink fur minecraft sheep.
crown starts laughing his ass off as mathew gives a bruh look while the rest of da Bois hideout starts screaming at how horrifying it looks.
Tma: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Rameaulio: NIGGA THAT SHEEP LOOKS UGLY ASS FUCK.
Kirby: BURN IT IN FIRE.
The screen shows a bunch of pigmans riding Ghast.
Elementalkaiiu: at least the pigman and the ghast looks good.
Bardrock fr fr nods.
As it continued the screen showed the wolf howling as Ralph and zinogre were also doing it also reveals a realistic crafting table as Jason slams the hammer while saying kaaduch as the crafting items poofs revealing two buckets that are tied into chains.
Leo mothra: did he just do a Kung fu panda reference?.
Subject0: yep.
the Teaser keeps going as it shows a building While it switches night time as one block of wood Turns into a tiny block as real life boy slowly reaches his hand to get. In the teaser: anything you can dream about here you can make.
Fury: well can you make this Movie better because this teaser is awful
Everyone except crown nods.
The teaser shows the pigmans army ready to battle as the next scene shows creepy getting close to Jason with a scared expression.
Minilla: that's the face when I saw mommy and ghidorah fucking.
Godzilla: MINILLA!!!!.
dvalin: PFFF!!!!
The teaser shows the nether with a bunch of Pigmans.
L godzilla: ok I think we can all agree this is probably the only good looking green screen shot in this teaser.
Everyone nods.
It then shows jack black making the fire despair As the screen switches to the four people. The boy: how are you? Jack black: i...am Steve.
Gispy Danger: motherfucker Your not steve.
The scene then shows the minecraft movie title as it switches to a realistic minecraft camel as the arrow misses as the camel looks shook while a bunch of pigmans army runs pass it as it makes the last crunch sound and the teaser is over.
Noelle: this is the most horrible teaser I have ever seen.
Everyone nods.
crown: I like it.
Everyone:
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Crown:...
V, all gigan, all Mechagodzilla , all mecha ghidorah, gypsy:
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