Eden's Panty and Stocking

Control

Eden moved his chain around standing in front of Satsuki who had her sword out.

Eden: Alright, I want you to try and break my guard.

Satsuki nods her head.

Eden: Chuck whenever you're ready.

Chuck shoots a bullet in the air and Satsuki dashes forward and attacks Eden but he blocks.

Eden: Good, a bit faster this time.

Satsuki dashes back and appears behind him but that was blocked as well.

Eden: Getting stronger with the hit kiddo.

Satsuki dashes away again and appeared in the air. Eden looked up and smirked.

Eden: What are you planning.

Satsuki begins to dash around all over the place Eden smirked and looked around until he looked forward seeing Pucci looking at him he then glared and rolls his eyes until he blocked a blade from Satsuki but noticed something. Why is it just a sword?

Eden looks around for a bit until he felt something hugging his leg. He looked down to see Satsuki who looked up at him with a smile.

Eden:(chuckle) That a girl.

He rubs Satsuki's head then grabbed her placing her on his shoulder.

Garterbelt: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Eden/Satsuki: O_O

They run into the kitchen to see Garterbelt red.

Panty: What part of I have a fucking hangover every morning don't you fucking get?

Eden walked towards the table placing Satsuki in Stocking's lap. Stocking holds Satsuki and began to feed her...though she can do it herself. Eden sat next to Panty.

Eden: Garter what the hell is up with you today?

Garterbelt: GONE! GONE!

Eden: What is?

Panty: Your period? Cause that's weird.

Garterbelt: Just leave me alone. I'm in physical pain here where are the tissues?!

He walked into the room showing that his afro got bigger.

Panty: Dude. Do you have a fucking cold? Stay away from Satsuki if you do.

She hugs Eden from behind and glares.

Eden: Had fun last night huh, babe?

Panty:(Smirk) You keep talking like that I'll drag you in the room again.

Eden: Maybe that's what I wa-

Stocking: Hey, no sex talk at the table especially when Satsuki's here.

Eden/Panty: Sorry.

Garterbelt: CAN SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHERE THE TISSUES ARE?!

Panty: Ugh, I am so over this convo. Come on you guys lets go to school and shit. 

Eden: What about Satsuki.

Panty: We'll just tell them you got us pregnant.

Eden: -_- She's five.

Panty: Then we adopted her.

They were about to walk away.

Garterbelt: NO ONE IS GETTING ANYWHERE! We got a problem! This isn't the only place this is happening. To be without a tissue is to be without God! I am a man of faith and just look at me. I'm dying over here. The men of the world can't take any more pressure. I'm gonna blow! Maximum Climax!