Villain Rehab [Villain Deku/Katsuki AU]

Chapter 16 - Fire and Feathers

[no. I am not giving up on the chicken jokes.

Sorry this chapter is shorter than the rest..-]

**Izuku POV**

Izu: "Dabi don't kill the chicken. We won't be able to cook it yet!"

Hawks: "I'm not a damn chicken!"

Izu: "Oops- don't kill the rooster yet then."

Hawks: "What the f[]ck?! Are you kids not gonna help a pro?"

Mina: "I thought Pro-heroes were strong enough to defend themselves-"

I chuckled, walking backwards so I could see the interactions between the group members -and a weird group it was at that-.

Kats was trailing a few metres behind Shiggy, who had Toga on his back because her feet were hurting. Toga was talking to Kirishima and Kaminari about some weird ass sh[]t she found out. At the same time as that Touya and Hawks were doing this weird kind of dance, Touya holding the matches and lighter fluid as Hawks was dodging around, trying to keep us all together whilst also avoiding the lunges from Touya as he tried to grab a hold of him. Mina was laughing trying to help Touya.

They.. trusted us..

It was nice..

Izu: "Hey Ashido! You know chicken is a canibal?"

Mina: "Wait what?!"

Hawks: "I am not a chicken! I am a HAWK!"

Izu: "Hush bird. So yeah! The chicken eats chicken everyday for lunch!"

Mina: "Ewww, your a canibal??"

Hawks: "So are Iz- Naisho and Toga. They are literal vampires!"

Mina: "No, you are not gonna talk about my besties like that Mr. Chicken."

I smiled, enjoying the time outside the school grounds. One week without freedom took its toll.

Kirishima: "Hey Kage! You looking forward to smores?"

Izu: "Hm? Oh yeah! They sound good! Especially on the side with roast chicken!"

Hawks: "Stop with the chicken jokes!!"

We were starting to p[]ss of Hawks now, I could tell. His face was turning red, flushed with anger.

Hito: "Naisho I think you should get Dabi to stop. Hawks looks likes about to make a donut out of him."

I looked over my shoulder. Shinso had been walking infront of me, guiding the group. I supposed he was right..

^I guess he is right. Actually yeah, definitely right.^

Izu: "Hey Dabi! Come here real quick!"

Touya looked over at me questionly. Hawks looked at me aswell, one of his feathers in his hand.

Izu: "Dabiiii! Come here pleaseeeee!"

I whined loudly.

Dabi: "Okay okay!! Just shut the f[]ck up! You are loud."

I smiled as Dabi came up to me, stuffing the lighter fluid and matches in his pocket.

Dabi: "What do you want Brat."

Izu: "For you not to become a human donut from one of Hawks' feathers."

Dabi: "...eh-"

I rolled my eyes and reached up, hitting Touya around the back of the head.

Dabi: "Ow! The f[]ck was that for?!"

Izu: "For not caring about your life."

Dabi: "Who said I didn't care for my life?"