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THE DOCTOR moved with a flourish, his coat sweeping the floor as he continued to poke at your unconscious body like a kid prodding a dead fish.
“Oh, dear. They’re still out cold. Not even a twitch? How am I supposed to have any fun like this?”
His voice carried that same eerie excitement, like someone trying to make a game out of something definitely not fun.
Kuya, as expected, slid into the scene like an actor entering stage left.
He leaned against a suspiciously large crate that definitely wasn’t moving by itself, eyeing the Doctor with all the intensity of someone waiting for a rom-com confession scene.
“Doctooorrr~” He crooned, voice smooth like honey. “How about we skip all this... and get straight to me? Don’t you think I deserve a little more of your attention? After all, I have been such a good boy...”
— Freeze frame.
The Doctor just... stopped.
His hands mid-poke.
His eyes – what little of them you could see under his mask – stared off into the distance, as if he was reconsidering every life choice that led him to this moment.
A full two seconds passed before he awkwardly coughed into his hand and kept poking at you like nothing happened.
Kuya’s grin only grew wider.
— Hooked.
From the desk, Akira, still lounging in cat form, gave a lazy yawn.
“He’s getting faster at recovering,” He mused, flicking his tail. “You used to freeze for a full ten seconds, Doctor. What’s the matter? Can’t handle him?”
The Doctor gave a dramatic, almost theatrical sigh and tossed Akira an unamused glance. "I’m very busy, Aki. Very, very busy trying to figure out why this one hasn’t woken up yet. My whole day’s thrown off, thanks to one of my more... overeager segments."
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