°•°☆°•°Gravity Falls°•°☆°•° (Bill Cipher) Oneshots

Third dimension

I escaped... Haha... I escaped the Theraprism... somehow... I don't even know how, I won't explain what I think... But I was free... I was given a second chance, wasn't I...?

No, no, I wasn't... So then...

What really happened I don't know, so I can't tell, but as soon as I opened my eye, I was in the third dimension. And it was wrong, wasn't it? How?

I had so many questions I couldn't answer... But once I realized the weirdest, why would I even start questioning? There truly were NO answers to that...

Not only I was in the third dimension, but I just realized I had a physical form! Now who could answer that? Who could have possibly done this to me? Maybe I did it... Maybe I did it and wasn't aware, but... no, that is impossible, isn't it...? I am no all-powerful God or destroyer when I let myself beaten by two twelve-year-olds... now am I...? If there's anything I regret, it's being that reckless.

But should I really concern myself with that now? It happened... And it never will happen again, I won't let it!

I will stop asking questions. I have another chance and I cannot possibly screw this up now!

Can I...?

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Or can't I...?

I was sitting in a pile of rubble that seemed to be the crumbled statue of myself in my other form. I was deep in thought when I noticed something. A white sheet folded a few times, sitting under a rock. I reached out to grab it but shuddered at the loud sound of thunder. I looked at the sky, dark with grey clouds. Such a view. All it needed were some weird monsters swarming around and people screaming in terror and running for their lives.

I grinned. That was one nice thought... Well...

The heavy rain that started shortly after made me not want to think about it. I'd be soaked if I didn't find any shelter. After all, I had a rather human-like body now, it wasn't as easy... It was weird. A kind of weird even I didn't like. Being a human... What was it really like to be a human...?

That is also a question I'll ignore... And the reason is a bit more...

...Stupid, yep, that's a good word to describe it...

I was still sitting in the pile of rubble, now with the almost wet note in my hand when I suddenly heard roaring. And soon after, screaming. Child screaming... The earth started shaking. The closer the screams got, the more violently it shook. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I recognized the voices. And a golf car rushed past me, followed by what appeared to be a massive, winged creature.

I was not wrong. It was those two... Those two troublemakers...

Just when I thought I'd never see them again, they crossed my path... Who knows what could have been any worse.

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I never even realized I yelled in frustration and continued to wonder why the weird creature was now headed in my direction. Without thinking much, I just blew it up. (I made sure I still had my powers. And I was still enjoying blowing things up. Ha, nothing really changed, did it?)

I laughed at my little victory there when suddenly, I saw the car approaching me. And things got awkward. No, I was not the embarrassed one, nor I was the confused and curious guy.

The kids didn't step out because of the heavy rain, but I could see the looks on their pathetic, round faces. They were complete opposites. Dipper, just like I remember him. Never happy to see me. (I mean, judging by how he stared, he recognized me...). And Mabel? Also the same. She was just not wearing her shooting star sweater. But she still had that curious smile.