Star: Hey Shu 🙂
Shu: Hi Star. I got a meeting in 20 minutes so can you please hurry up?
Star: Ok so what you do to Valt; Kiss, Marry, Kill or Smash?
Shu: Kiss. I wouldn't be comfortable (coughs* smashing or marrying) my best friend.
Star: Ok. I can see why. So now your options are Marry, Kill or Smash Free. Which one?
Shu: ... I'm gonna have to go with smash on this one.
(Lui in the distance): 🔪🔪🔪 OH NO YOU DON'T KURENAI!
(🔪🔪🔪goes yandere boyfriend mode🔪🔪🔪)
Star: *Magically sends Lui away and resurrects Shu
Star: ... I expected this.
Now your options are Kill, Kiss or Marry. What are you dojng to Lui?
Shu: KILL HIM. AND give him the WORST DEATH possible.
(Lui in the background): DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE KURENAI 🔪🔪🔪
Star: So, you wanna
-Kiss Valt
-Smash Free
-Kill Lui
and... Marry Aiger?
Shu: ... I guess. I mean Aiger wouldn't suck as a husband...
Star: ... Point taken. BYE PEEPS!
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Beyblade ship headcannons + skits (FINISHED CAUSE MAXIMUM CHAPTER LIMIT)
FanfictionOk so ill be doing ship headcannons, scenarios and rating them out of 10, mostly focusing on the big 5 COVER MADE BY @MiraculousPokeblader
