Star: Hey Free 🙂
Valt: Hi (*yawn) Star.
Star: Ok so what you do to Valt; Kiss, Marry, Kill or Smash?
Free: ... I guess Kiss.
Star: Ok. So now your options are Marry, Kill or Smash Shu. Which one?
Free: ... I'm wanna either go with smash cause he's hot or marry cause he'd be a good husband...
(Lui in the distance): 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
Star: *Magically sends Lui a massive box of tissues
Star: So which is it?
Free: ... Guess smash
(Lui in the distance): The PaiN Of BEtraYaL 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 while blowing his nose
Now your options are Kill or Marry. What are you doing to Lui?
Free: Marry him. I mean I can't really kill or smash my best friend,
and Lui will take good care of me I guess...
(Lui in the background): 😃😃😃
Star: So, you wanna
-Kiss Valt
-Smash Shu
- Marry Lui
and... Kill Aiger😳?
Free: ... Nothing personal Aiger (while tapping his head)
Aiger: Ehhh no offece taken.
Star: Nice now have a nice life. BYE PEEPS
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Beyblade ship headcannons + skits (FINISHED CAUSE MAXIMUM CHAPTER LIMIT)
FanfictionOk so ill be doing ship headcannons, scenarios and rating them out of 10, mostly focusing on the big 5 COVER MADE BY @MiraculousPokeblader
