Lui plays Kiss, marry, kill or smash

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Star: Hey Lui 🙂

Valt: Let's get this over with Star 🙄

Star: Fine 🙄 so what you do to Valt; Kiss, Marry, Kill or Smash?

Lui: ... I guess Kiss 🙄

Star: Ok IS EVERYONE JUST GONNA KISS VALT! So now your options are Marry, Kill or Smash Shu. Which one?

Lui: KILL HIM!

Star: ObvIOUslY 🙄. No you've got to choose to either smash or marry Free?

Lui: (insert gay panic*)

(5 WHOLE HOURS LATER)

Lui: I'VE DECIDED SMASH!

Star: (FiNALLy*) So, you wanna

-Kiss Valt
-Kill Shu
- Smash Free
and... Marry Aiger😯?

Lui: SCRACH THAT I'LL MARRY FREE!

Aiger: ... ouch

Star: Ok I'll change it 🙄. But why?

Lui: CAUSE IF I MARRY FREE I CAN BANG HIM AS MUCH AS I WANT!

Free: Oh No...

Star: (Sends Frui in a room)

Annd that's it. BYE PEEPS


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