My Immortal: Dank Edition

Chapter 1.

AN: Special danks (get it, coz I liek dank memes) 2 my gf (yes in that way gET WITH THE TIMEZ HOMOPHONES!!1!) jenny, iambeeyoncealways, 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!

Hi my name is Pepe Rare Meme Overlord and I have a soft bald green head (nothin 2 due with my name). I have fat juicey red lips like my home girl Kylie Jenner. I'm not related to the Kardasheons but I wish I was because their major fucking hotties. I'm a frog but I do pass for a normal humen. I have green skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magical school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm meme trash (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly dank meme clothes from hot topic that most you non memers wouldn't understand. But today I was just wear a blue t-shirt and khaki pants. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was happy about. A lot of scrubs stared at me. I put my second out of four webbed fingers at them.

"Hey Pepe!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Shrek!

"What's up Shrek?" I asked

"Nothing." he said shyly in his deep ogre voice

But then I heard my friends call me and I had to hop away.

AN: IS it good? PLS tell me danks!