"stoke! no bitch! move!" i say pushing him. i have to walk with him since i live closer to him. then we go get jah.
"you mad loud and embarrassing!"
"no you embarrassing, cause who told you to try and jump in my damn back?!"
"well i felt like it was an open opportunity!" he says and we see jah sitting on his porch
"JAHSEHHH!" i yell and he looks up with a stank face
"why are you yelling?" stoke and jah say in sync
"because i fucking can you fags!"
"anyways wassup nai nai!"
"stop calling me that before i call you seh the fucking great!" i say and he mugs me
"fuck you!" he says
"yeah fuck you, don't know why but your just lanai so fuck you!" stoke says
"shut up you just want to be fucking included!" i say pushing him and he pushed me back
"you be pushing me like you all big whole time you like 3'2!" stoke says
"4'11 round it up 5'0 so get it the fuck right!" i say and they laugh
"that's genuinely fucking sad !" jah says
"your fucking sad hoe! y'all stay botherin me, teasing me, hitting me or some fucking shit!!"
"aww is the little baby mad!" stoke teases and i groan
"i'm fucking 16 shut up!"
"fresh out of 10th fucking grade, shit sad!" stoke says
"aye we both fresh out of 9th and you like mad old so you weird!" jah says
"nigga you sounded slow saying that!" i say and stoke laughs
"no deadass, but i'm fucking dropping out! the hell?"
"why do you keep threatening me like that?" i ask
"how is that threating you?"
"because your gonna leave me just with jah!"
"what's wrong with me?"
"everything," me and stoke say in sync
"y'all stay dick riding!" jah says making us laugh
"jah, wake up!" i say shaking him and he lifts his head up slowly
"hmm, what?"
"the next class coming in get up!" i say and he grabs his bag and we both leave
"oh there's this new girl, i think she's in our next class and last periods." i say and he shrugs
"ion care about that new bitch." he says with a raspy voice
"man get inside the classroom!" i say laughing
"she prolly ugly anyways." he says walking to the back and sitting and i follow
"let's be nice for a day okay?" i say as i sit down and he shakes his head
"i'm so fucking tired." he says yawning
"class! as you may heard we have a new student! you can come in." the teacher yells
"hi, my name is paulina!"
"she seems like a nice girl." i say to jah and he shakes his head
"she seems like drama."
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Off The Wall-jahseh onfroy
Randomi don't ever fix my spelling errors so don't mind it