Disney Labs rules: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Disney Labs: part one

Disney Labs rules: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Welcome back to Disney Labs! Today, you'll be taking care of rejected Disney characters from our very first motion picture!

You see, after the success of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1937, Walt Disney wanted these cartoon characters to appear in the real world with us.

So he created the very first Disney Labs in the Disney Studios, where the Animation Building is today!

With some help from some of his trustworthy animators, they brought the characters from the movie to life!

However, something was off. They looked a bit off model, they sounded nothing like their movie versions, and they were hostile toward the humans.

After an incident where Rejected Grumpy snapped an innocent animator's neck, Walt decided that they had to be locked up away from society, where no one would ever find out about them.

So like how the movie started the entire Disney movie library, the Snow White Experiments started Disney Labs!

Disney Labs rules for Rejected Snow White:

1) You'll find her in her cell asleep in a glass coffin like in the movie. PLEASE BE VERY QUIET!! She's getting some rest. If you wake her up, she'll force feed you the poisoned apple. True love's kiss won't save you now.

2) If however she wakes up on her own and she sees you, she'll ask if you want to know a secret, and to promise not to tell. SAY YES. If you say no, she'll drag you to a wishing well and drop you down into it. It's not water that's down there.

3) If you say yes, then she'll tell you a secret about Disney Labs that's probably not true. Probably. Just ignore what she says and don't think about it too hard.

4) If she starts to sing, quickly cover your ears. While her singing is beautiful, it's also hypnotic and could lead you to your death.

Disney Labs rules for the Rejected Seven Dwarfs:

1) Rejected Doc is your protector, and will protect you from Rejected Snow White. Do whatever he tells you, and you'll be fine. Refuse to follow his orders, and he'll alert Rejected Snow White to give you a long and agonizing death

2) Make sure you stay on Rejected Grumpy's good side. He has severe anger issues, and there's no telling what he could do in his blind rage. Just make sure to hide and to avoid everything he throws in your direction such as pickaxes, shovels, and other mining equipment.

3) Rejected Sneezy's sneezes are powerful but deadly. If you're in the path of one of his sneezes, I hope you like your skin not attached to you.

4) Rejected Bashful does not like to be seen. If you accidentally look at him, then there's nothing we can do for you.

5) Make sure Rejected Happy is ALWAYS happy and in a good mood. If he's frowning, try your best to cheer him up. If nothing works, then let him torture you. He'll be happy shortly after he's done peeling off your fingernails.

6) ALWAYS MAKE SURE REJECTED SLEEPY IS SLEEPING. NEVER WAKE HIM UP. If he wakes up, then it's too late. Pray to whatever God you believe in, and hope they make your death quick and painless.

7) Rejected Dopey is passive and won't hurt you. Just give him lots of attention and be nice to him, and in return, he might give you a rare and exquisite Diamond.

Rules for Rejected Evil Queen:

1) She's almost always in her Hag form, which is horrifying to look at. When you see her approaching you, look away. One look at her, and you'll die of shock.

2) If she likes you, she'll transform into her beautiful form, and will give you a potion of sorts. Do NOT hesitate to take it. It will help you later.

3) If you do not take the potion, then she'll hypnotize you into taking and eating the poisoned apple.

4) ALWAYS tell Rejected Evil Queen that she looks very pretty and beautiful. If she senses that you're telling the truth, then she'll offer you another potion. If she senses you're lying, she'll immediately transform into the Hag form, not giving you any time to cover your eyes.

And that's all the rules you need for the Rejected Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs characters! It's a lot more characters than usual, but we know you can do it!

See ya real soon!