Chapter One: The girl fried Store
(AN: this is a request for my stupod dumb bra1ndead 0pp @YourUrn69 so he doesnt beat my ass t0m0r0w. Fuck u dalt0n i h0pe y0u fuck1ng kill y0urself, you deadbeat r*tard.
Y/N is a young beautiful man with bright blue sparkling shiny orbs and long lushiouaos brown hair and he is loking for some HOES when he bumps into a really sigma alpha skibidi rizzler ohio guy named Dexter Vanidestine (AN: all the ladies want him)
Dexter is at the girlfrieand store and buys a hot goth mommy milf big busty titty grillfriend from the GEIRLDFRIENANDS STORE!!111!!!! And Y/N sees this and is like woah i want one too so he goes into the gorlfrieind stroe and buys a really fucking hot goth girl mommy named JESS and gets her and brings her home after paying 200000 zillion billion dollars to get her. Y/N went awooga and his tounge went yabbadabbadoo his eyes popped out as he gotten the hot babe.
"hey Y/N thank you for buying me like it was the 18th century what do you wanna do first bb~~'??"
Y/N siles and sayes "plzzz pretty plzzzz sleeep with me pretty plzzzzz hot goth zoo wee mama jess pleaseeeeeee" and does the puppy dog eyes with his shining sparkling glistening large amazing bauoutiful aughhhh awooga boing doing blue orbs
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i put no effort into this dumb shit
Romancedalton go fuck yourself for making me write this
