Unsolicited marital advice

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Minding ones business,
Totally not acting.
Just being one's free self and all.

The non-mammal gender individual,
Feels the need to attack your boundary,
Then, use it as an area of improvement,
For you to get considered by thier mate,
For marriage.

Maan. Like-
What in the living bliss will I want to submit to you,
Or anyone else that you think is affected by,
That particular action that made you think.
My man hunt will be compromised
Since when did the hunt turn anyway?
I mean, it did, but not all of us are.
Most men these days are gay. Are all men gay?

Have you considered that maybe,
I don't act like a woman around them or you,
Because you are not man enough to bring out my feminine side.
Do you want nature? NatGeo?
How mammals give in to males they find fit.
You will learn a thing or two form nature.

Now stop thinking with that other head,
Focus on what you need to,
Especially in a workplace.
They don't pay either of us to pisss each other off,
Especially not in that regard.

Like man, man up and go wife hunt well.
Like a man should.
To kongo omukainhu ou wahala.
Don't go around guilt tripping everyone.
You are not the only man,
Other men like their wives lively and with boundaries.

It's very shallow IQ of you, actually.
To want a. Submissive girl, that submits to every man.
Then you want her to not submit later to all to everyone.
Like, she passes the entry with a criteria.
But when she gets in, she must loose it.
Ano oho shili omapangwe ove.

Ohombo oyavavali,
And the compatibility must be between them two.
I mean, you don't even like all men.
You put up with most of them,
Most likely cos you are detached to your true selves.

Next nigga to throw unsocitated marriage advice my way,
Especially if it's at odd setting,
I will just deck him in the face or dick.

Stay away from me, you community wanna be husband.
Mxiiu

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