AN: I sed stup flaming ok pepe's name is PEPE nut meme trash OK! SHREK IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 his major movi ok!
"SHREK!" I shouted. "What the frog do you think you are doing?"
Shrek didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the frogging hell?" I croaked angrily.
"Pepe?" he asked
"What?" I snapped.
Shrek leaned in extra-close and I looked into his big ogre eyes which revealed so much depressing sorrow and ogreness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then... suddenly just as I Shrek kissed me passionately. Shrek climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took off my blue shirt and took off his ogrely clothes. I even took off my khakis. Then he put his ogre sized thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Ogre!" I screamed. I was beginning to get a frogasm (it's a orgasm but 4 frogs!!1) we started to kiss everywhere and my green body became all warm. And then....
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS!"
It was.....Headmaster Boromir!
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My Immortal: Dank Edition
FanfictionThe classic fanfic, My Immortal, featuring Pepe, Shrek, and many other popular internet memes. Please share this! Thanks <3
