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"UNACCEPTABLE" The Earl of Lemongrab boomed and throughout the land it echoed everyone who knew the Earl was terrified of that single word even if they weren't aimed at them everyone would shudder and escape to the closest protection they could find as those words were a death sentence to the person they were spoken too as Lemongrab law was written by the Earl and if he thought something UNACCEPTABLE then you would have a sentence of a lot of time in prison or death ( The Lemongrab law book was 500,00,01 pages long I could not have remembered it). Manfreed the root beer guy ,who had hair which was  a pure white foam and eyes ebony black, could see his vision blurring as he felt the tears cascade majestically down his cool smooth glass face.
"Please... please " he said hiccuping and sobbing "I did not mean to offend you all mighty one. I thought that you would like a painting of your land."
"Mneeeeeeeeehhhhhh don't you remember law 456,12,34 was?" Without pausing he carried on " the LAW clearly states all paintings must be of ME. Earl of Lemongrab the most dashing lemon all around." "I apologise all mighty one that law must have slipped my mind but I could always add you in if you like."
Curious Lemongrab asked " Whatever do you mean?"
"Well Lemongrab whatever I paint that wasn't there already comes to LIFE..." a huge emphasis on life "So I could paint you a brother or a someone you could keep as a lover. Obviously, as I have offended you I will prize you."

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