i was walking down the street, when i saw a wrinkly old orange face.
it was too familiar, i knew who it was. It is step dad, my abusive stepdad. but he was so pretty i mean he was ugly but he was that pretty type of uggo.
i wanted to run to him and bring him to our ex apartment and use my super ultra mega strap on this big juicy bombaclatt boutyhole gyatt.
suddenly i saw him looking at me intensely through his nonexistent eyelashes and his piercing blue orbs. his double chin made my heart flutter.
it reminded me of how greasy his entire face was, especially with all that orange foundation he uses and the bright white concealer under his glamorous blue orbs.
i wanted to pose 28 on my smoochie bear so badly and already felt the wetness in my posay.
i looked down at my soaked white pants and saw a pool of red gory blood.
FUCK THIS SHIT I HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE WEEK TO MASTURBATE AGAIN!?
HOW TF AM I GUNNA SURVIVE THAT SHIT WHEN MY ORANGE WRINKLY POOKIE BOOKIE DOOKIE BEAR DADA LOOKS SO SCRUMPTIOUSLY AT MY ADORABLE KAWAII RED STAINED PANTS.
it turned me on so bad i needed my donald dadas pretty 1cm willy wee wee.
it was so pretty and probably shrinked half a cm down.
I me took another look at him and tbh id give him 5 stars in dress to flop, his pants are the best. So, i ran to him and screamed "give me your pants!"
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